I can't get a straight answer out of anybody

[TonyClifton]

I just came here to have a nice Spaghetti Dinner.

After waiting a few minutes, a waiter walked over and said, "Please come with me, I have a table for one."

He escorted me over to a rear exit door and opened it.

I thought to myself, "This is a really nice restaurant. I bet they have a really great outdoor dining area like when I was in Naples, Italy."

The door immediately slammed shut and I smelled the dumpster.

 

[KRCummings]

I've put up with you long enough. I'd like to say I'm sorry but I can't so adios.

 

[TonyClifton]

I've put up with you long enough. I'd like to say I'm sorry but I can't so adios.

I swear!

It's not me, it's the dumpster!

 

[Ham Murabi]

Yes, but it's a four-star Dumpster.

 

[unregistered]

 

[semen4her]

177 posts and they start dropping like flies.

I'm sure his mother enjoys his posting style.

 

[TonyClifton]

177 posts and they start dropping like flies.

I swear!

It's not me, it's the dumpster!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

what lounge do you play in Tony?

Stew

 

[TonyClifton]

What lounge do you play in Tony?

Oh my God, the village idiot just showed up.

You can view my act at the Stardust Hotel during the noon buffet.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Oh my God, the village idiot just showed up.

don't let that stop you bro!

Stew

 

[Image]

This is actually the funniest post you've ever made

 

[Bidin~Time]

Tony and Stewart are brothers, aren't they.?