I can't count the number of times I've had sex with my hand

[OldJourno]

Years from now, historians will look back and marvel at how my time at Lit was defined by a parody thread.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I can't count the number of times I've had sex with my hand

Take your age x 365 days, and I'll bet you could come up with a pretty good daily average.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Try switching hands. It's like cheating.

 

[rae121452]

does it count as sex if you use someone else's hand?

 

[WoundedKnee]

No way man. It's not even good parody.
Please, try again.

 

[Comshaw]

Comshaw