I can predict the weather by the state of my dick when I wake up!

[riff]

When I wake up with a hard on, it means 1 of 2 things or both:

1) I need to take a leak.
2) The sun is shining somewhere.

If I wake up and Champ is sleeping it also means 1 of 2 things or both:

1) I may not need to take a leak now, but I will later on.
2) The sun is shining somewhere.

 

[juicylips]

When I wake up with a hard on, it means 1 of 2 things or both:

1) I need to take a leak.
2) The sun is shining somewhere.

I thought you were hard because you were dreaming of me!!

jl

 

[freescorfr]

Big mistake Juicylips. Riff is right it's about the weather somewhere. The only time I don't waken up with a hard on is when there is no sunshine anywhere in the world.

 

[christophe]

Hey me too, I woke up, I was "up ", the sun was shining and I had to take a leak!

 

[riff]

Re: Re: I can predict the weather by the state of my dick when I wake up!

I thought you were hard because you were dreaming of me!!

jl

Like I said, the sun is shining somewhere.

~pinches inner your inner buttcheek~

ooooo how sweet it is....

 

[MissTaken]

I don't know about sunshine, but I may have a full moon depending on how hard you are!

 

[riff]

I don't know about sunshine, but I may have a full moon depending on how hard you are!

LMAO

I forgot all about the moon! And yes! See how we learn more every day?

It's true! It's true!

 

[freescorfr]

MissTaken, do you therefore think the weather affects the moon or the moon the weather - is this another Copernickers revolution?

But mabye degrees of rigidity are a bit like a Torricelli barometer,
They do say "up and down, like the weather."

 

[Pinklady]

the sun, the moon , the stars

I think the state of my arousal affects the elements!

 

[MissTaken]

That was meeeeeeeeeee!

Who the fuck is pinklady?????


I hit the refresh button and there she was. Oh! It must be my alter ego, pink and rosey from her shower and ready for ........

 

[freescorfr]

MissTaken - pinklady had been popping up everywhere taking over personae.

It's sunny over Stirling Bridge so Wallace's monument is proudly erect.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Did it tell you it was going to snow in the Pacific Northwest today? Fucking freezing here...


Morgy

 

[DulceCrema]

My nipples work the same way....damn it's cold!

 

[freescorfr]

My nipples work the same way....damn it's cold!

No No No they don't.

In clinical scientific tests it has been shown that 98.3% of women will have nipple erections on emerging from saunas into temperatures of up to -24C.

Only 8.7% of men were able to maintain their stiffies below -3C.
And these were wearing some form of insulation.

Source NW Pacific Rectile Tissue Gazzette.


Anyway, the question is less about response than predicktion.

I knew it was snowing in NW Pacific because of exceptional pubic hair loss in the shower.