I can hear the neighbors

[feverplanet]

I can hear the people next door making love. I thought it was a puppy squealing at first, but that was the lady. I thought someone was panting and out of breath after pushing a filing cabinet or something, but that was the dude.

Should I call my partner in here to listen with me?

 

[phrodeau]

Call 911 and tell them you suspect foul play.

That will teach them to keep the window closed.

 

[thør]

Call 911 and tell them you suspect foul play and you think they have a gun.

That will teach them to keep the window closed.

FYP....

 

[feverplanet]

I was afraid it would be crass.

 

[unregistered]

 

[feverplanet]

They only want you to join them, or at least play cleanup hitter.


Can you send some pics of your mate before you go?

I'm thinking he' s not your type

 

[unregistered]

 

[feverplanet]

Well they wrapped things up. Took about 10 minutes from Ah AH AH - to UUuuungh (foreplay was probably inaudible).

And all this time I wondered if he was gay (not my partner, my neighbor. I have a pretty good idea of my partner's orientation).

How did you know I was a female posing as a just out of jail poster?

Shit, you blew my cover!

 

[girlsmiley]

I have a gay neighbour too!

He likes listening to Madonna on the weekend.

Top bloke.