I broke the scanner.

[phrodeau]

Those things aren't meant to be sat on.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Those things aren't meant to be sat on.

neither are faces but it happens.

 

[Licia]

1. open the lid

2. don't put your full weight on the glass

3. push the button for scan/copy

4. g'luck

 

[miles]

What were you going to do with a scanned image of your ass?

 

[phrodeau]

What were you going to do with a scanned image of your ass?

Don't worry. I wouldn't have left you out.