I bought these pants in honor of my friend, Lord Pmann

[aussiegeekygal]

Jeggings!
With a super stretchy waistband.
Slightly acid wash.
I saw them hanging there and wanted him to throw up a little.

 

[Jada59]

Nice!

 

[Suz_anne]

So they're basically pajama jeans? Oh, momma...

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Whatever they are, they're a good fit.

 

[Richard_C]

You do wear them well!!

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Jeggings!
With a super stretchy waistband.
Slightly acid wash.
I saw them hanging there and wanted him to throw up a little.

Nice pants they seem to fit nicely

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh my god. How much did they cost? Your dignity?

This is absolute proof that Lit is full of ass kissers. Those pants are worse than Hitler himself and you people are acting like they’re nice. No no no.

AGG was super cool before I left Lit. I come back and she’s clearly given up on life. What did you soul crushers do? I bet she’s wearing Birkenstocks and socks, for that whole Bonaroo look.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Oh my god. How much did they cost? Your dignity?

This is absolute proof that Lit is full of ass kissers. Those pants are worse than Hitler himself and you people are acting like they’re nice. No no no.

AGG was super cool before I left Lit. I come back and she’s clearly given up on life. What did you soul crushers do? I bet she’s wearing Birkenstocks and socks, for that whole Bonaroo look.

Holy shit my lord! The Nazis are a terrible benchmark for fashion! They did a lot of evil things but their uniforms were like Hugo Boss!

I love the unvarnished honesty though!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Holy shit my lord! The Nazis are a terrible benchmark for fashion! They did a lot of evil things but their uniforms were like Hugo Boss!

I love the unvarnished honesty though!

Yeah. Hugo Boss was their designer. I own several of their jackets- Boss, not the Nazis. They make great clothes.

 

[ydahecnot]

My wife ordered those once. When they came, she guffawed and deep-drawered them

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So they're basically pajama jeans? Oh, momma...

That's exactly what they are. I'm ashamed to admit they're comfy as hell. I even wore these puppies to Walmart. With Ugh boots
I've officially given up.

Oh my god. How much did they cost? Your dignity?

This is absolute proof that Lit is full of ass kissers. Those pants are worse than Hitler himself and you people are acting like they’re nice. No no no.

AGG was super cool before I left Lit. I come back and she’s clearly given up on life. What did you soul crushers do? I bet she’s wearing Birkenstocks and socks, for that whole Bonaroo look.

The definitely raped me of my dignity.

And you just made me realize one huge downfall of jeggings- the lack of ridable seam.

And I wear Crocs, you asshole.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And thanks to those of you with nice things to say

 

[Taegul]

While we're on the subject of Nazi fashion, how much longer do we have to wait before we can wear the Charlie Chaplin mustache again? Asking for a friend.

 

[Sh75]

Tell your friend to be a trend setter and go for it

 

[Taegul]

Tell your friend to be a trend setter and go for it

Alright then, I'll give her the message.

 

[Sh75]

Alright then, I'll give her the message.

Hahaha, pics please

 

[Taegul]

Isn't the trend now to not follow a trend? Or has that moved on to something else?

It depends on what clique you're in. Oh God, here we go again...

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's exactly what they are. I'm ashamed to admit they're comfy as hell. I even wore these puppies to Walmart. With Ugh boots
I've officially given up.



The definitely raped me of my dignity.

And you just made me realize one huge downfall of jeggings- the lack of ridable seam.

And I wear Crocs, you asshole.

So many things wrong with what you said. Crocs. Walmart. Uggs. You used to be cool. Now I cannot wait to see you show up on People of Walmart.

And don’t go #MeToo and say they raped you of your dignity. You voluntarily got into bed with those hideous pants. Don’t go trying to change your story the next day.

Also, WTF is a ridable seam. I assure you that “riding” anyone is not going to be an issue in those pants. Didn’t it clue you in when you purchased “Abstinence” brand clothing?

While we're on the subject of Nazi fashion, how much longer do we have to wait before we can wear the Charlie Chaplin mustache again? Asking for a friend.

You just wet the stache. Don’t be bullied. In fact, wear the stache and name your first born Adolf, if you like. Like Shoosh said, set that trend.

 

[FortybutNice]

Jeggings!
With a super stretchy waistband.
Slightly acid wash.
I saw them hanging there and wanted him to throw up a little.

Awesome! You’re clearly a beautiful woman - thanks for sharing

 

[Lord Pmann]

Awesome! You’re clearly a beautiful woman - thanks for sharing

Stop encouraging her. Those pants are awful. Why am I the only one willing to admit this???

 

[Apisto42]

I think we need to see a shot from behind of AGG bending over to truly evaluate these pants. Do they accentuate or detract from her bottom? Panty lines visible? These questions need to be answered.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't care if these pants give blowjobs. They're an atrocity for the eyes. They're terrifying.

I feel like this is an episode of Black Mirror where I woke up and everyone suddenly likes hideous pants. But I'm the only one who remembers what nice looking pants look like.

 

[Apisto42]

The best looking pants are lying crumpled on the floor.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Maybe an On/off? set of pics to really get a good sense of how they look?

I bet she will do it for you guys. She's clearly into making questionable decisions.

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

I think Pmann secretly likes them and is jealous you bought them before he could. Or, he likes the way they hug your ass and doesn’t know how to say that!

Psst. Pmann, a rideable seam is just that, the centre seam of jeans for us ladies that we can grind against on occasion and hit...just...the...right...spot! Though best done in private as it is quite obvious what we’re doing.