i bought new underwear today

[Bert Notorius]

6 pair

msN and i are going to have an underwear burning party.

we've been through a lot together-

me and my old underwear.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

6 pair

msN and i are going to have an underwear burning party.

we've been through a lot together-

me and my old underwear.

Start using toilet paper and the old ones will last longer.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Start using toilet paper and the old ones will last longer.

shouldn't you be off changing



furnace filters?

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://56.media.tumblr.com/3eb09dc49c029b5a4e359f88af4c0fd0/tumblr_nn6da2xs261rx053ro1_540.jpg

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

shouldn't you be off changing

furnace filters?

We live in Florida. What's a furnace filter?

 

[Lunarfaggot]

Start using toilet paper and the old ones will last longer.

There will be a smog alert across 5 States on the day of the burning.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/16/74/b2/1674b2c4f0e57683fea35c84fd8ba4b8.jpg

 

[mark_j]

And I thought MY life was dull and pointless....

 

[Bert Notorius]

And I thought MY life was dull and pointless....

it very well could be.

but at least

my mom can rest in peace.

 

[Bert Notorius]

there once was a time
when the most mundane
of topics
could be elevated

or did i

dream that?

 

[Lancecastor]

I also recently bought new underwear.

I like the fancy ones with the nutsack lifting pouch.

http://winchehk.com/9hk5443/CM13008/CM13008A.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

dood looks like
a lady

 

[Lancecastor]

Yeah those are funny.

It wasnt so long ago that package lift, etc was found only in the Kinky Gay section of your local hooker supply store.

 

[Saint Peter]

Some of the older Political Board posters use those as a sexy replacement for the truss undies.

 

[Lancecastor]

Some of the older Political Board posters use those as a sexy replacement for the truss undies.

If you say so.

I like them with a suit.

Execu-chicks are usually dirty girls, so it's fun to catch them basket-watching.

 

[Saint Peter]

I could never afford an execu-chick and have no information on the amount of their dirtiness.

I could also never afford a shiny black Yamaha piano for Chantal.

 

[Lancecastor]

I could never afford an execu-chick and have no information on the amount of their dirtiness.

I could also never afford a shiny black Yamaha piano for Chantal.

Maybe she'd be happy just playing your organ.

There must be a single girl here for you somewhere.

Have you tried the Poetry Chat forum?

 

[Tryharder62]

If you do laundry once a week you better buy 2 packs.

 

[Bert Notorius]

If you do laundry once a week you better buy 2 packs.

i got people for dat.

 

[pink]

ummmmmm congratulations?

 

[Bert Notorius]

ummmmmm congratulations?

you probably buy new underwear

all the time.

 

[pink]

you probably buy new underwear

all the time.

I go commando.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I go commando.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/cc/ccc602b30004c47b5095f1447c6e873dff0eafdf87f6e57c9706eb84bb353ca8.jpg