I bought my first chainsaw yesterday!

[Rambrat]

I knew that there was a lumberjack inside me.

 

[cybergirly]

Did ya need a chainsaw? Or is it just one of those "gotta have powertools" moments?

 

[Rambrat]

Did ya need a chainsaw? Or is it just one of those "gotta have powertools" moments?

I walked under a tree and it threw a branch at me. I fixed THAT tree...and a couple of others.

Yes...needed one.

 

[tswyk]

Are ya gonna' get real artistic-like with it???? Maybe do some log sculpture???

 

[cybergirly]

I want to know if you had the whole "lumberjack" look going?
If so photos please...

 

[Dragon Dreamer]

"He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he works all night and he sleeps all day."


Do you put on womens clothing and hang around in bars?

 

[Rambrat]

Are ya gonna' get real artistic-like with it???? Maybe do some log sculpture???

I'm going to make every tree in the backyard into naked woman scultures...no wait...I need the shade.


I might try that on a couple of logs.

 

[Ginny]

Good morning, sweet Rambrat....vroommmm...

http://www.123posters.com/images/f-texaschainsaw2.jpg

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I knew that there was a lumberjack inside me.

It's in all of us, my friend. Nothing like the knowledge that you are now the master of all the wood you see to get the hormones up & running. Damn I love it!!!

The neighbors hear me fire that sucker up, they hide the children and the dogs! I am a semi-rural death machine!!!!!

 

[Rambrat]

I want to know if you had the whole "lumberjack" look going?
If so photos please...

It's a little warm for flannel shirts...I post some in the fall.

 

[cybergirly]

Re: Re: I bought my first chainsaw yesterday!

It's in all of us, my friend. Nothing like the knowledge that you are now the master of all the wood you see to get the hormones up & running. Damn I love it!!!

The neighbors hear me fire that sucker up, they hide the children and the dogs! I am a semi-rural death machine!!!!!

LOL

I knew it was a "powertool" type thing.

 

[cybergirly]

It's a little warm for flannel shirts...I post some in the fall.

Well you could be holding the shirt....

 

[Guest]

What kind is it?

Good deal? Hope so...

I have 4.

I Homelite from the 60's, one from the 70's, A Poulan, and a Stihl.

 

[Rambrat]

"He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he works all night and he sleeps all day."


Do you put on womens clothing and hang around in bars?

No...but once when I was 18...I put on a dress, makeup and a wig and walked around the block...just to see what reaction I'd get.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

It's a little warm for flannel shirts...I post some in the fall.

Hopefully she didn't mean lumberjack look as in "The Lumberjack Song" from monty python. Frankly Rambrat dressed up in ladies clothes is an image I can do without.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Good morning, sweet Rambrat....vroommmm...

http://www.123posters.com/images/f-texaschainsaw2.jpg

I was wondering if anyone was going to make that reference...

kiss me!

 

[cybergirly]

Hopefully she didn't mean lumberjack look as in "The Lumberjack Song" from monty python. Frankly Rambrat dressed up in ladies clothes is an image I can do without.

NO...

more of the Paul Bunyan look...

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: I bought my first chainsaw yesterday!

It's in all of us, my friend. Nothing like the knowledge that you are now the master of all the wood you see to get the hormones up & running. Damn I love it!!!

The neighbors hear me fire that sucker up, they hide the children and the dogs! I am a semi-rural death machine!!!!!

I have to pace myself...don't want to run out of trees and the neighbors don't want me to touch theirs..

 

[Kitte]

It's a little warm for flannel shirts...I post some in the fall.

You could be holding the shirt like Cybergirly said...maybe be holding it over your shoulder, sweat glistening on your chest from all your chainsawing...your hair tousled...in tight jeans and work boots....*nodding* yeah thats it.....Wow it is a little warm for flannel.

 

[Rambrat]

Well you could be holding the shirt....

okay! Will you do the same?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: Re: I bought my first chainsaw yesterday!

I have to pace myself...don't want to run out of trees and the neighbors don't want me to touch theirs..

First mistake - never ASK them if they wanted that sickly looking 300 year old oak cut down.. Just do them the favor

 

[Rambrat]

What kind is it?

Good deal? Hope so...

I have 4.

I Homelite from the 60's, one from the 70's, A Poulan, and a Stihl.

Almost bought a Poulan...but I got a Remington...20"er...

you have more than one?

 

[Georgia Girl]

I got a betterr idea -- lose the clothes and just tie the shirt around your waist -- thats the picture I want.

Raw power and sensuality holding a power tool. Yea baby!!

 

[tswyk]

You can NEVER have enought power tools, Ram!!!

 

[cybergirly]

I got a betterr idea -- lose the clothes and just tie the shirt around your waist -- thats the picture I want.

Raw power and sensuality holding a power tool. Yea baby!!

Why tie it around his waist....the picture I'm invisioning has in thrown casually over his shoulder.....