I Bought my first Bong

[Rambling Rose]

Now I need to get up the nerve to fire it up. I've always been a white JOB 1.25 kinda girl.

 

[Marxist]

Who pissed in your flakes? The girl is happy cuz she's got an elastic wedgie. Be happy for godsakes!

And I doubt that this your first bong. Something tells me you're the kinda girl who can fashion a bong out of a ball of lent and a toothpick.

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[Weevil]

Who pissed in your flakes? The girl is happy cuz she's got an elastic wedgie. Be happy for godsakes!

you must have missed the meeting where we decided that BR decides what people can or can't post.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Just remember that you're not supposed to drink the water after you use it.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Something tells me you're the kinda girl who can fashion a bong out of a ball of lent and a toothpick.

LoL! I am the McGiver of emergency smoking equipment. You nailed it, my friend.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

What is being this bong you are the buying? This is like I am thinking a water dildo?

 

[Rambling Rose]

It would be the something like that for you to be using with the water and the pipes, Gnufi. Would you be wanting to be the love stud who is breaking it in for the hot sexy babe that is me?

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh yahs! I am the Gnufi stud man who is the sex king type of the breaking in of the all sorts of babes!

 

[Rambling Rose]

I don't know whether to laugh or run.

 

[Guest]