I bought a dictionary today

[tuirin]

After last night I decided to purchase a dictionary just to keep the ladies happy

 

[Guest]

LMAO!!!!!

 

[Mistress]

Laughs and snuggles you then kisses your nose I still feel kinda bad about that dear. Forgive the Mistress?

 

[tuirin]

Nothing to forgive you were only joking. what dose LMAO stand for?

 

[Mistress]

L=Laugh
M=My
A=Ass
O=Off

 

[tuirin]

That sounds painful

 

[p_p_man]

If I remember correctly...

...there are some good dirty bits in a dictionary.

 

[Renegade]

If I remember correctly there are some good dirty bits in a dictionary.

Anybody else suddenly feel like looking up what "Penis" means in the Dictionary?

 

[p_p_man]

Don't remember looking up penis...

If I remember correctly there are some good dirty bits in a dictionary.

Anybody else suddenly feel like looking up what "Penis" means in the Dictionary?

...but as soon as I could read I remember trying to find - prostiture, fuck, sex, sodomy, buggery, breasts, tits, prick and cock.

You'll no doubt notice I was of a high intellectual calibre even at that young age. Never could find fuck though...

 

[bluntforcemama]

Buying normal things...

like dictionaries is weird to me. I've never had to buy ordinary stuff before, and then last week, I had to go buy a rake. I feel so domestic! Damn, I'm losing my oddities. Usually, when I buy things, they aren't all that normal, I don't buy domestic stuff, it's just not fun! Ah well.... plenty of weird stuff on the net to look at. Found a really neat site for Pagan Jewlery.

 

[CoolCucumber]

Myst...you disappoint me! Even if you bought the rake to do actual yard work, I'm sure a woman of your imagination could still come up with some sort of eccentric way to use it!!! LOL
-CoolCucumber