I being of sound mind and body

[Aquila]

I, Being of sound mind and body do hereby place into the hands of the board my last wishes.

1. I wish to be buried at sea.
2. I wish to have placed upon my person before burial 1 can of mt. dew, a clown wig and some paint brushes.
3. I would like the makers of my boots to kiss my cold dead ass for not letting me outrun the pissed off woman.

 

[sanjuaneros]

Kat?

 

[Aquila]

Yo sanj you need to be makin one of these yourself, who you think she gonna kill next? its not yogi bear Ill garuntee.

 

[sanjuaneros]

I want to be buried at sea also. No flowers and I already have the music picked out.




Hows that?

 

[Aquila]

I want to be buried at sea also. No flowers and I already have the music picked out.




Hows that?

I was hopin they would play "Cats in the Cradle" at mine.

No flowers either

Just the dew, clown wig and paint brushes.

 

[sanjuaneros]

Si' I think I am going to go rock climbing one last time.

 

[Aquila]

That got some killer cliffs up in Canada not far from my uncle willies farm. I got some cousins that do that (Wouldnt catch my ass dead climbing that shit)

 

[Guest]

Si' I think I am going to go rock climbing one last time.

Yah, climb the Rock and see what's he's cooking...