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LukkyKnight
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Two good old boys, Bubba and Lukky, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Lukky, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba", Lukky said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Lukky.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Lukky, "We're on the patch".
"Don't worry, Bubba", Lukky said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Lukky.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Lukky, "We're on the patch".
MorgaineLaFay
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Me Too.
I suddently want to talk to everyone tonight.....
I suddently want to talk to everyone tonight.....
LukkyKnight
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cunnilingusEumenides said:
LukkyKnight
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It's my second best word.Eumenides said:
You so bad...
In a totally good way.
LukkyKnight
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Dunno, do you?Eumenides said:
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Eumenides said:
Personally I love when you use such norti language.
