I Ate Nothing But Froot Loops Yesterday...

[AngeloMichael]

And today my poop was solid lime green.

What I want to know is what happened to the purple, red, blue, and yellow ones?

 

[Hard_Rom]

To get green you must add yellow and blue. Purple is red and blue. What you need to worry about is what happened to the red.

I drink lots of hot chocolate of my own recipe. Turns my poops a very deep reddy brown. If I miss a day of hot chocolate the colour change throws me off.



... What! Doesn't everybody checkout their poops before they flush?

You should. Changes in poops are health/illness indicators.

Also tells you if you need to chew your food more.

 

[Herbicide]

And today my poop was solid lime green.

What I want to know is what happened to the purple, red, blue, and yellow ones?

https://up0.xhcdn.com/000/126/910/077_1000.gif

Take your thread and shove it up your ass.

 

[Hypoxia]

A couple of cans of chili con carne should clear you out.

If not, OTC laxatives will do the trick.

Abos used to love chocolate Ex-Lax, a treat at both ends.

Or so it says in HERE AND THERE AND NEVER-NEVER.

Read it some time.

 

[Lancecastor]

And today my poop was solid lime green.

What I want to know is what happened to the purple, red, blue, and yellow ones?

I read somewhere that semen turns turds green.

 

[Comshaw]

https://up0.xhcdn.com/000/126/910/077_1000.gif

Take your thread and shove it up your ass.

What color should that be after in came back out?



Comshaw