I asked my wife why she doesn't like my cock

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[QuietCanadian]

I forget the story, I just really want a coffee now.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I forget the story, I just really want a coffee now.

I just want the cup holder

 

[TheOriginalSA]

She's probably cheating on you, with a much larger man or you're fucking up and she's pissed

 

[Asian_Flower]

Dont give up your day job.

 

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[Lord Pmann]

Do you have an ugly cock? Is that why? Sometimes cocks can be beautiful. Mine is the perfect example. It’s gorgeous. Like a sunset. Or the stars.

But I’m curious if yours is just maybe bumpy or it’s got a confused look. Perhaps your wife just doesn’t like YOUR cock. Have you ever showed her a picture of a pretty one?

 

[Dribble]

She likes mine better.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Is it one of those really skinny ones?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Is it one of those really skinny ones?

lmao This made me laugh too hard.

I was simply going to say "Maybe it's not your cock she dislikes"

 

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[Sh75]

Im sensing the imminence of a dick pic

https://media3.giphy.com/media/RJyqy9vdwqc1hvoale/200.gif

 

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[SassySheDevil]

Not mine lol. I don't know how to add pictures on here any way. Just have to take my word if the size. At least I didn't claim 8 inches!

Thank goodness for that. Men have their own special ruler for measuring. So honesty is nice.

 

[Dribble]

Thank goodness for that. Men have their own special ruler for measuring. So honesty is nice.

You measure up...around...and then down halfway right?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Weird cuz she luvs my cock.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You measure up...around...and then down halfway right?

And multiply that by 2.. I'm sure.