I Am ...

[SilverVeil]

I am ...

The most beautiful woman on Lit

The best cocksucker on Lit

The horniest woman on Lit

The most talented woman on Lit

The most uninhibited woman on Lit

The most intelligent woman on Lit

The sexiest woman on Lit

The most fuckable woman on Lit

The most desirable woman on Lit

The best poster on Lit

The funniest woman on Lit

The woman with the sweetest pussy on Lit

The woman with the best breasts on Lit

The most deluded, self centered, egotistical, woman on Lit


There .... now ya'll can pick me apart for saying all these things, and some of my friends can have some troll-less peace and quiet for a change.

 

[freescorfr]

Now you know what it must feel like to be the virgin mary.

We used to say litanies like that in Church every week, Silver Veil.

I always wondered how mary felt about it.

Like this:


The most beautiful woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!
The best cocksucker on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The horniest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most talented woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most uninhibited woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most intelligent woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The sexiest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most fuckable woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most desirable woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The best poster on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The funniest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The woman with the sweetest pussy on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The woman with the best breasts on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most deluded, self centered, egotistical, woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me all the same!

 

[lovetoread]

Well damn.

And I thought all of that was me!

 

[badasschick]

I am...

Tiger Woods

 

[SilverVeil]

Now you know what it must feel like to be the virgin mary.

We used to say litanies like that in Church every week, Silver Veil.

I always wondered how mary felt about it.

Like this:


The most beautiful woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!
The best cocksucker on Lit
Response: Fuck me! <------ should this not be " SUCK ME ? "

The horniest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most talented woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most uninhibited woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most intelligent woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The sexiest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most fuckable woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most desirable woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The best poster on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The funniest woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The woman with the sweetest pussy on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The woman with the best breasts on Lit
Response: Fuck me!

The most deluded, self centered, egotistical, woman on Lit
Response: Fuck me all the same!

 

[caligula]

You must never sleep! Too much hard work.

 

[tigerjen]

I am

the best entrepreneur (sp?) here on Lit.........come visit
my Cafe!

 

[SilverVeil]

Re: I am

the best entrepreneur (sp?) here on Lit.........come visit
my Cafe!

HEY !!!! No free advertising here .....advertising fee is a kiss. You thread hijacker you.

 

[freescorfr]

"The best cocksucker on Lit
Response: Fuck me! <------ should this not be " SUCK ME ? " "


Not for purists like me. The response of the congregation must be chanted repeatedly to produce a mesmerising rythm.

I don't deny for one moment that you are the best cocksucker on Lit. Silverveil. I think it's best to take the imploring "Fuck me!" in its more global sense.

 

[tigerjen]

Nahhhhh I'm no thread hijacker

HEY !!!! No free advertising here .....advertising
fee is a kiss. You thread hijacker you.

heehee!

here's 100 es!!



tigerjen

 

[SilverVeil]

"The best cocksucker on Lit
Response: Fuck me! <------ should this not be " SUCK ME ? " "


Not for purists like me. The response of the congregation must be chanted repeatedly to produce a mesmerising rythm.

I don't deny for one moment that you are the best cocksucker on Lit. Silverveil. I think it's best to take the imploring "Fuck me!" in its more global sense.

Ahhhhh Oh Great and wrinkled wise One .... now I am enlightened.

 

[BustyTheClown]

"The best cocksucker on Lit
Response: Fuck me! <------ should this not be " SUCK ME ? " "


Not for purists like me. The response of the congregation must be chanted repeatedly to produce a mesmerising rythm.

I don't deny for one moment that you are the best cocksucker on Lit. Silverveil. I think it's best to take the imploring "Fuck me!" in its more global sense.

Lol I love your sense of humor, freescorfr.

 

[freescorfr]

Ahhhhh Oh Great and wrinkled wise One .... now I am enlightened.

You do know, SilverVeil, that the Great and wrinkled Wise One, has very special rights over any female who has more than ten superlatives attribiuted to them.
He also decrees that he is dropping wrinkled from his title and replacing it with "wobbly".

 

[just pet]

He also decrees that he is dropping wrinkled from his title and replacing it with "wobbly".

Are you talking about your knees? I can see you got the wrinkles out...

SilverVeil... I do believe you are probably all those things you state (except egotistical)... high self esteem is a virtue

 

[freescorfr]

Are you talking about your knees? I can see you got the wrinkles out...

SilverVeil... I do believe you are probably all those things you state (except egotistical)... high self esteem is a virtue

Knees would be knobbly, Just Pet. Wobbly is the state of a willy in need of arousal. I'd have thought that was obvious to one of your wisdom and experience.

 

[CarolineOh]

I Am.....

....turned on by basasschick's avatar, it looks just like the first woman I ever had sex with.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I AM...

A drag queen trapped in a woman's body.

 

[just pet]

I am

quivering with anticipation

 

[AzureAngel]

Late for class.

SHIT

 

[Paendragon]

I am

a horny lesbian trapped in a man's body.

 

[Ishmael]

I am ...

The most beautiful woman on Lit

The best cocksucker on Lit

The horniest woman on Lit

The most talented woman on Lit

The most uninhibited woman on Lit

The most intelligent woman on Lit

The sexiest woman on Lit

The most fuckable woman on Lit

The most desirable woman on Lit

The best poster on Lit

The funniest woman on Lit

The woman with the sweetest pussy on Lit

The woman with the best breasts on Lit

The most deluded, self centered, egotistical, woman on Lit


There .... now ya'll can pick me apart for saying all these things, and some of my friends can have some troll-less peace and quiet for a change.

And just when did you begin having these feelings of low self esteem and insecurity my dear?

Ishmael