I am warning you to stay away from my wife!

[KarlC]

Why are you guys hanging around my house?

Evidently you found out my wife is a nymphomaniac.

I would like like you to know that I am paying for her to see a psychiatrist.

You guys are not helping the matter.

Get off my property, or I will call the police!

What are you guys waiting for?

Get the fuck off my property!

Guy answers, "Hey man, relax, your psychiatrist sent us here for some group therapy."

[All the guys begin laughing]

 

[KarlC]

Daddy, why don't you sit in the back with me while Mom drives?

In a few hours it will be dark and she won't be able to see what we are doing.

Daddy, have you ever thought about fucking me?

Let's do it in the backseat while Mom drives the car.

Do you want to fuck me or not?

Okay, get in the back and let's tell Mom everything is okay.