I am thee dubbed

[Scruffy]

Forsooth.

I am lornfored.

 

[Darowyn]

In sooth sirrah thou art in dire need of lessons in the grammar of the days of yore!
By what means art thou dubbed?
Dost thou intend to claim that thy name is Sir Loreforn?
If it be thus, I arraign thee for a false knight and bid thee meet me on the field of Honour at dawn, whenever that be in thy benighted land!
(Where's the smily in the jousting helmet when I need one?)
Have a nice holiday!

 

[Scruffy]

Ok, someone needs to lay off the Renaissance Fairs.

Yazikerinos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Hey, you leave my man alone! He can't help it that he is grammatically challenged. We all have our own little issues.

 

[Laurel]

Scruffy, that's one loyal bitch ya got there. You're a lucky hound!

 

[Scruffy]

Most certainly. I'm not sure why, precisely, she is who she is but far be it for this master of love to throw down on it. Power to you SB.