I am the Anti-stud!

[Guru]

 

[tenderhearted]

BUT, it sounds like you're honest! That's a VERY admirable quality, and most women want that more than a tan, hairy man! Myself included! Give me a man who is honest, can laugh at himself and can spell and I'm interested!

 

[Guru]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Most men wouldn't take a second look at me at the market with my three kids hanging off me, no makeup, hair in ponytail, glasses on.

 

[tenderhearted]

I thank you spelt it right.

 

[Rubyfruit]

P.S.

Guru,

You quote Tom Robbins. That's enough right there to make me want to fuck you.

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Pagliacci]

Most men wouldn't take a second look at me at the market with my three kids hanging off me, no makeup, hair in ponytail, glasses on.

Women in ponytails are dead sexy,gives a girl next door look to them.

 

[Debbie]

Anti stud my butt.
I like you for who you are.
It's the quality of a person that matters.

 

[Guru]

 

[Debbie]

I didn't say being the anti-stud was bad. I like me, too. Mostly. I sometimes wish my "nose" was longer, but my wife says it's big enough now, so... who am I to argue with sexess?

If your wife says yor PENIS D there I said it) is big enough then I would have to take your word for it.
I wish my boobs weren't so big or that my hair wasn't curly.
We who we are.
I like your package.
Never argue with us woman.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Women in ponytails are dead sexy,gives a girl next door look to them.

Cool. I'll try it more often.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You and me both. But I do know how to use a stud finder and a nail gun.

 

[Guru]

Cool. I'll try it more often.

We're just afraid of your kids, so we don't say anything to you.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Me too, but I've found the studs really balk at the nail gun once you've find them.

 

[Rubyfruit]

We're just afraid of your kids, so we don't say anything to you.

You should be. I'm afraid of my kids.

 

[Guru]