I am that person who…

[JackKingOff]

We have all seen the pet peeves forums and the many different forums that state peoples preferences of something. And many of us see those and internally snicker going oh yeah… i do that thing you don't like all the time.

Thought it was time to start a thread that out ourselves… if you dare. Could be fun could be a bust never know till we try.

For starts, I am that person who: sometimes forget to wipe the snow off my head lamps and turn signals before leaving my house for work.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I am the person who makes the sign of the cross whenever I walk past a church.

 

[vibes]

I am the person who makes the sign of the cross whenever I walk past a church.

Really???

... touches my balls when an empty hearse goes by

 

[Anastasia1999]

Really???

... touches my balls when an empty hearse goes by

Yes, really.

i also go beserk if I spot a magpie and cannot find the second one. I am sooooo superstitious

 

[vibes]

I am sooooo superstitious

Hat on the bed? Noooo ... spill oil or salt?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Hat on the bed? Noooo ... spill oil or salt?

No shoes on the table and a good handful of salt thrown backwards over my left shoulder will save me from a premature demise

 

[hairball18]

I am that person that always gets in the slowest moving line.

 

[willlph]

I am that person whose yard doesn’t get mowed weekly during the summer

 

[Chillygirl]

I am the person who gets horrible road rage in the grocery store when people block the aisles with their cart.

 

[Cogan]

I am the person who gets horrible road rage in the grocery store when people block the aisles with their cart.

 

[JackKingOff]

I am that person uses a turn signal to get into the turn lane, but shuts it off once I am situated

 

[ydahecnot]

This would never happen in Supermarket Sweep

 

[GirlFur]

I am that person who doesn't shave her armpits and wears sleeveless tops all the time.

 

[snexxer]

I am the person who gets horrible road rage in the grocery store when people block the aisles with their cart.

I was tempted to take my wife's walking stick today and beat a couple of women over the head, they had stopped blocking the whole aisle to chat.
They were still there 5 mins later.

 

[dreamysub]

I am that person who keep forgeting things that I need to remember, but yet I cannot forget things I wanna forget.. sigh.

 

[Taegul]

I was that baseball player who never touched the base paths when taking or leaving the field between innings. ️

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

I'm the one who is simply INAPPROPRIATE most of the time. Always going for the laugh even when it offends people.

Except right now.

 

[dreamysub]

I am that person whos insatiable.

 

[Cjbdd]

I am that person with sticky notes all over her desk because she can't remember anything for more than 5 minutes

 

[MindYaBitness]

IATP who loses her keys & phones constantly...I swear I always put them back in my purse but they grow feet & run away

 

[willlph]

IATP who loses her keys & phones constantly...I swear I always put them back in my purse but they grow feet & run away

I am that person who leaves the keys in the car to keep from losing them

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

I'm the one the one yeah what the fuck I'm the one what the fuck is she talking about WHAT THE FUCK GIRL WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

An im the onr cant type fuckn stupif grl

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm the person that gets a little jumpy around spiders...

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

I am the person that introduced your wife to lesbian sex