I am thankful JFK Jr will return

[Vetteman]

Reports have confirmed that JFK Jr will return from faking his death to hel reinstall Trump as the rightful president.

 

[pecksniff]

[insert your own Elvis joke here]

 

[phrodeau]

There is no “reinstall President” option.

 

[Vetteman]

There is no “reinstall President” option.

There will have to be once JFK Jr exposes all the election fraud Biden committed.

 

[phrodeau]

There will have to be once JFK Jr exposes all the election fraud Biden committed.

I suppose he knows lots of dead folks who cast votes.

 

[pecksniff]

I suppose he knows lots of dead folks who cast votes.

That Amelia Earheart -- such a Commie!

 

[LincolnDuncan]

Maybe that's why they just released Sihan Sihan

 

[pecksniff]

Maybe that's why they just released Sihan Sihan

I think you mean Sirhan Sirhan, sir.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

I think you mean Sirhan Sirhan, sir.

yeah, that guy

 

[rae121452]

do you think he could also use his influence to bring jimi hendrix back from the dead?

 

[pecksniff]

do you think he could also use his influence to bring jimi hendrix back from the dead?

Fuck that shit! Bring us Jim Morrison!

 

[rae121452]

Fuck that shit! Bring us Jim Morrison!

jim morrison was a cunt.

 

[pecksniff]

jim morrison was a cunt.

He was the greatest poet/musician of his time -- at least in the opinion of a friend of mine who fancies himself a poet/musician.

 

[Vetteman]

do you think he could also use his influence to bring jimi hendrix back from the dead?

No, he's dead, you fucking idiot.

 

[pecksniff]

No, he's dead, you fucking idiot.

JFK Sr., OTOH, is hiding out with Marilyn Monroe.

 

[pecksniff]

Such a wonderful thread for nostalgia!

 

[rae121452]

No, he's dead, you fucking idiot.

says the guy waiting for jfk jr. to appear in a parking lot.

 

[Vetteman]

says the guy waiting for jfk jr. to appear in a parking lot.

All of America is awaiting him but no one said anything about a parking lot.

 

[rae121452]

All of America is awaiting him but no one said anything about a parking lot.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

thinks that 'bubba hotep' is a documentary.

 

[Vetteman]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

thinks that 'bubba hotep' is a documentary.

I don't watch leftist revisionist propaganda. I only watch American movies about patriots like Rambo and Steven Segal.

 

[rae121452]

and btw...if you're going to have dead people reappearing to anoint (t-word). why not jfk sr.? he would make more sense and certainly would have more 'oomph!'. jr. was just a closet fag who never quite got it together.

 

[rae121452]

I don't watch leftist revisionist propaganda. I only watch American movies about patriots like Rambo and Steven Segal.

you should try 'priscilla, queen of the desert' and 'to wong foo...'.

 

[pecksniff]

I don't watch leftist revisionist propaganda. I only watch American movies about patriots like Rambo and Steven Segal.

Segal can't be an American patriot! He's a Buddhist! And a Russian!