I am spending Christmas & New Year by myself

The dog's just waiting to run away. As for the gat, hell, its out of paintballs anyway.


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
 
Invite 4L over for some cheese and crackers.

Maybe your mom will even buy you two some wine coolers or something.
 
Swap ya. You can visit my relatives and I'll stay home. Of course, they'd pick their teeth with your bones, but hey, at least I would have a peaceful Christmas.

You'll need to stock up on ammo first. Christmas just isn't Christmas unless you've shot something. I hope you have something that packs more of a punch than the Glock and isn't incredibly laughable like your autos. We don't believe in wasting ammo. One shot, one kill, baby.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Know a lot about guns then huh?

ahaha

fool

More than you, baby, more than you.

Don't get all huffy because you're a pussy with your dilettante fixation on those inky-dink 9 mils. Do you clench your butt cheeks when you shoot that thing?

I'll let you borrow my SP101. Know that's a gun that'll knock ya on your ass.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
I'm not allowed to get close to folk.

(GOOD)

Also, no one likes me because i'm money motivated.


(BORING)

I'm greedy


(AGREED)

I'm violent


(LAUGH)
I'm also a bit too good looking for others to want to hang with me

Unbelieveable
 
You get your weapons advice from late night viewings of New Jack City on TBS, don't you?

"The most powerful handgun." You're always good for a giggle. I've got a .357 that's got more of a punch than that .45. A .45 is a step up from a 9 mil, baby, not giant leap into the big boy leagues. But that's okay, I've got a .45, too. Your dick is just as big as mine.

Feel better?
 
KillerMuffin said:
You get your weapons advice from late night viewings of New Jack City on TBS, don't you?

"The most powerful handgun." You're always good for a giggle. I've got a .357 that's got more of a punch than that .45. A .45 is a step up from a 9 mil, baby, not giant leap into the big boy leagues. But that's okay, I've got a .45, too. Your dick is just as big as mine.

Feel better?


:) KM, when did you go through Ranger school?? I think I remember you now?
 
I'm sorry to everyone who get offended by my comment, but Hanns really crack me up sometimes.
 
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