I am so WONDERFUL and other tales!!!!

KillerMuffin

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I've just been duly informed that I put myself down too much. :p Do too. I'm willing to bet everyone else does it to some extent. So this is our chance to tell everyone what is just so really coool and great about ourselves. So shine baby, toot you're own horn, step up and take your bow. Cause I know some of you are like me, here is a list to follow. NO SELF-DEPRECATION ALLOWED!!! THIS MEANS YOU!!!

1. I am just the most absolutely fabulous because I...
2. I do this ever so much better than everyone else...
3. My best character trait (don't you wish you were me) just happens to be...
4. I'm physically perfect, can't you tell? in my...
5. Everyone loves the way I...
6. (For DCL and Expertise only)My naked pics will be available on... Well hell, a girl can dream can't she?

KillerMuffin is the bomb (all that and a jar of pickles) because...

I'm just soooooooo cool to hang out with, I dare you to not like me. :)

I am just the most absolutely fabulous cause I'm smarter than the average bear, as Yogi puts it. The way my brain works, well, its just cool. My attitude is pretty cool too, I like pretty much everyone and I always believe the best about other people, how weird is that? Also, I got this epilepsy thing goin on and the shrinks think I'm royally screwed in the head cause I've adjusted so well to it. It only bothers me right after I've had a seizure. Another cool thing is that I prefer to sulk and have my pity parties in private. Total solitude here, so other people aren't subjected to the quivering lip business. I also seem to have the rare ability to laugh at myself and get over my little mad-ons pretty quick without holding a grudge. Physically, I'm damned sexy and adorable, I have lovely feet and world class boobs, like THATS an accomplishment, lmao. I got this straight from the StudMuffin's mouth, among others.

Thats me :)

YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!! C'mon guys, I wanna know!!!!!
 
Lush, baby, your hair is NOT a character trait. Your character is inside of your body babe, somewhere in your brain? Run with it, you're a gorgeous person, fess up!!!!
 
Modesty forbids me....fuck modesty!

So where is Modesty and what does she look like?

1.I am ab-fab cause....I am comfortable with who I am and to hell with everyone who say's I should grow up/conform/ get with the program.

2. What I do better than anyone.....Drive. If it has wheels I can drive it...

3. Best character trait....I am tolerant, very tolerant.

4. Physical perfection/I look best in....a towel;)

5. Everyone(female) loves the way I...use my tongue(my wife
sometimes gets a bit irked at the everyone factor but...)

6. I care not to see DCL or Expertise naked....no offense meant guys...mine are available for large amounts of cash...or sex....
 
1. I am just the most absolutely fabulous because I, uh, breathe?

2. I do this ever so much better than everyone else: make a mess.

3. My best character trait (don't you wish you were me) just happens to be my sense of humor. I laugh at everyone.

4. I'm physically perfect, can't you tell? in my dreams.

5. Everyone loves the way I leave a room.

This just isn't my day, KM.
 
Re: Modesty forbids me....fuck modesty!

Thumper said:
2. What I do better than anyone.....Drive. If it has wheels I can drive it...

Is that so, care to put it to the test? I've got a 69 Yenko Camaro with your name all over it, baby!


6. I care not to see DCL or Expertise naked....no offense meant guys...mine are available for large amounts of cash...or sex....

Tell you what, I'll race you for those pics. I win, I get them. You win, you get whatever you want. In other words, you beat me, you can eat me.

You game?
 
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1. I am just the most absolutely fabulous because I...

Am incredibly unselfish.

2. I do this ever so much better than everyone else...

Listen to others. Sometimes this is downside because, the rare times I feel the need to talk about my feelings I have trouble getting my friends to shut up about theirs long enough to listen to mine.

3. My best character trait (don't you wish you were me) just happens to be...

My sense of humor.

4. I'm physically perfect, can't you tell? in my...

Bikini

5. Everyone loves the way I...

I have no idea, I guess I don't feel comfortable expressing what (I think) others must feel. Maybe I should ask around and come back to this one.
 
Sounds like win win to me!

Ok kitten I'll race ya...I think your Camaro could beat the shit outta my Cavalier though...sometimes ability just can't overcome raw power....

I would love to prove it...sex is like driving to me...I love to push the envelope...like taking one of those cloverleaf on ramps and pushing the car until the rear end starts to come around....ohh baby...I even love it when it "comes" on around...nuthin like bein' outta control!

Drive hard...Drive fast...then hold up B4 ya get there too quick....LOL
 
1. I am just the most absolutely fabulous because I... am me in all my stressed-out glory. And cause I happen to look even suter under pressure. And cause it's my birthday dammit :)


2. I do this ever so much better than everyone else... bitch like only a true profesional can. I have this amazing ability to whine and moan and somehow get my way without anyone ever realizing how very manipulative I've been.


3. My best character trait (don't you wish you were me) just happens to be... my personality. I think I am very charming. I also happen to have a great sense of humor (and I'm so modest too)


4. I'm physically perfect, can't you tell? in my... well, any old thing I put on. But especially in blue jeans and a little T-shirt. Baseball hat thrown in for good measure!


5. Everyone loves the way I... talk. People seem to be fascinated with my voice and my accent. Go figure.


6. (For DCL and Expertise only)My naked pics will be available on... Well hell, a girl can dream can't she?

Dream...and fantasize, and beg if we have to. :)
 
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