I am so sick of this fucking bullshit!!

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miles

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Isn't it sad how many Literocians both in and out of relationships either can't get laid, can't get laid as much as they want, or can't get laid the way they want?

Jesus H. Christ. I think everyone should be required to take a sex test that accurately predicts long term fuck-ness. You know, so we can avoid the pennies-in-the-jar syndrome.

Hardly a day goes by that we don't read a post from someone complaining about a partner who either doesn't want to or can't satisfy their hypersexual needs. We are all a bunch of horny, insatiable fucks with the capacity to orgasm far beyond those of normal men and women.

This is total bullshit. We all need to get together and fuck each other for the rest of their lives.

If you are one of the few, pitiful, sexually satisfied squirrels on this BB, keep it to yourself. We don't want to hear about it. We don't believe you anyway.

The government should step in and do something about this. It pisses me off.
 
Pfffffft. Like you guys have dick coming out of your ears.

Not you blue.
 
miles said:
Pfffffft. Like you guys have dick coming out of your ears.


See your choice of orifice may explain the dry spell.

just giving you shit
 
miles said:
We all need to get together and fuck each other for the rest of their lives.

Where's the first orgy going to be? I need to know if I'm going to have to make airline reservations. :D
 
I see your having a good day miles! :p
 
sunstruck said:


See your choice of orifice may explain the dry spell.

just giving you shit

Dry? Did you say dry?


Mwahahahahahahahaha.
 
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cutie pie said:


Where's the first orgy going to be? I need to know if I'm going to have to make airline reservations. :D

Wear that outfit in your av, and I'll tell you. :D
 
metal_minx said:


it will travel around the world like the circus

Great! It'll be called Barnum and Bailey's

Sex Starved & Deprived World Tour

The announcer at the "big tent" says:
Step right up folks, its only a quarter to take a peek at a naked lady man
.... its only a buck to get a fuck
....

:D
 
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miles said:


Wear that outfit in your av, and I'll tell you. :D

I'm wearing it now - accessories too. ;)
 
Chuckus said:
I see your having a good day miles! :p

Actually, I'm having my best day in weeks. And as my dear friend drahh would say, it's all sunshine and fucking daisies.
 
miles said:


Actually, I'm having my best day in weeks. And as my dear friend drahh would say, it's all sunshine and fucking daisies.

Good for you miles, I am also having a mahvelous day. It is sunny but not too hot outside with a mild breeze in the air. Ah yes, good day to drink beer and watch the grass grow. ;)
 
A "Literotica Fuckfest" has a strange appeal.

Thanks for the imagination fertilization, miles.
 
Purple Haze said:
A "Literotica Fuckfest" has a strange appeal.

Thanks for the imagination fertilization, miles.

Is that like saying "shit for brains?"

I resemble that.
 
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cutie pie said:


I'm wearing it now - accessories too. ;)

Is your ass peeking out of your shorts in that Oh-so-special way?
 
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