I am so hungry, I could eat....

[riff]

A big sirloin steak (rare-medium rare, please) with a baked potato topped with butter, sour cream, and chives.

A huge plate of Lasagna!

An "all you can eat" boiled shrimp (u-peel-em) special.

A big assed chicken fried steak with gravy and half a dozen fried eggs.

And then, a nice big slice of pussy with ice cream for desert to top it all off.

 

[riff]

I can't take it anymore. I am taking my ass out to eat.

After I do this bong hit, though.

 

[roxie]

Been cravin Denny's for a long long time, but sadly I have none near me

 

[PainSlut]

a whole bowl of fridays tuscan spiniach dip... but i always end up having to share.

 

[cyn1959]

Lobster....Lobster in Provincetown by the sea....mmmm

Cynthia Zane

 

[riff]

I wound up eating spaghetti and meatballs.

I decided on steak. I went to a chain-steakhouse I had never been to before called "The Roadhouse" or something like that. I was alone. I brought a tablet with me in case I got bored or felt like jotting something down.

I waited and waited and waited. No waiter or waitress even stopped to say, "Hi, I'll be right with you."

I had already decided on a steak and finally got so pissed with waiting, I got the fuck up and left. I'll never go back.

So I went to the next place near me. An Italian joint. I ate spaghetti and meatballs. Couldn't finish it. I wish I had taken some home because now I am hungry again!!!

 

[juicylips]

I wish I had taken some home because now I am hungry again!!!

Did you ever get your slice of pussy with ice cream???

jl

 

[riff]

Did you ever get your slice of pussy with ice cream???

jl

Hell fucking no. Fuck no. Goddamned no. No fucking pussy. No fucking ice cream.

The waitress at the restaurant asked me where I lived, but I think she was just being friendly. Besides, I could fucking eat 2 dozen just like her like popcorn, floss my teeth, and then wonder what the fuck around here there is to eat.....

you know what I mean

 

[juicylips]

Hell fucking no. Fuck no. Goddamned no. No fucking pussy. No fucking ice cream.

The waitress at the restaurant asked me where I lived, but I think she was just being friendly. Besides, I could fucking eat 2 dozen just like her like popcorn, floss my teeth, and then wonder what the fuck around here there is to eat.....

you know what I mean

I know exactly what you mean, babe.

It would take someone really juicy to satisfy you.

jl

 

[Merelan]

I could eat a:

Goose moose Pudding,
Fifteen pickles

and a purple plum.

 

[nasty]

I'm so hungry, I could join in that pussy eatin.