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Bluesboy2

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Because I just realized that Uncle J, fine craftsman and artisan that he is, can make me a paddle that is custom designed for ass-whacking. Life is getting better and better.:D
 
Bluesboy2 said:
Because I just realized that Uncle J, fine craftsman and artisan that he is, can make me a paddle that is custom designed for ass-whacking. Life is getting better and better.:D

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Not so fast there big boy!

UncleJ's got a lot of other work to do first before he ever starts on THAT kind of project....
 
Bluesboy2 said:
Because I just realized that Uncle J, fine craftsman and artisan that he is, can make me a paddle that is custom designed for ass-whacking. Life is getting better and better.:D
Share?
 
I'm not so sure

this is the way to win friends you guys........
 
Re: There are some things

someplace said:


that we girls simply MUST stick together on. *nods*

Perferably end to end. Need to cover our bases and such.
 
Pipercatt

I LOVE your new AV. I guess I can have one side custom fitted to your ass. You have been such a good friend its the least I can do.
 
gee, thanks. I think.

make sure it's got "wide load" painted on my side.
 
Have a funny picture in my mind

of exactly HOW would UncleJ be able to customize your paddle to various Litsters' posteriors? I'm thinking he's going to have the fun job.
 
pipercatt said:
gee, thanks. I think.

make sure it's got "wide load" painted on my side.

Umm as much grief as you give me, I wont tolerate comments like that from you. You are purty. And quite loveable. And if I move to Texas I get to keep you. Someplace said so! So there. Neener neener.
 
I think UncleJ would benefit from the measurement-taking portion of the process.

Or maybe the girls in question would send him a mold of their butts?

And Binks? Were you asking Bluesy to use it on your or to let you borrow it?
 
Nora said:
I think UncleJ would benefit from the measurement-taking portion of the process.

Or maybe the girls in question would send him a mold of their butts?

And Binks? Were you asking Bluesy to use it on your or to let you borrow it?

No borrowing. All inqueries are assumed to be a request for some "Ass-warming Luv"!
 
Ok, I want pictures of the session with Binks, then.
 
Nora said:
I'm happy to observe, Bluesboy. Really.

;)

I wont have you feeling left out. When I am done you and Binky can soothingly rub each others butts. Bonding and quality time and all that.
 
Bluesboy2 said:
I wont have you feeling left out. When I am done you and Binky can soothingly rub each others butts. Bonding and quality time and all that.
Whose rubbing yours?
 
Ok let me try again Nora

That task have already been volunteered for. But thanks for the concern.
 
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