I am sexually attracted to...

...that perfectly shaped cucumber in the produce department.

I tried not to stare lest others catch on.

I was grocery shopping with my husband. He knows I don't eat cucumbers. I had to leave it.

I'm so tortured. *slumps*
 
...that perfectly shaped cucumber in the produce department.

I tried not to stare lest others catch on.

I was grocery shopping with my husband. He knows I don't eat cucumbers. I had to leave it.

I'm so tortured. *slumps*

Vegetables are good for you. Must be why Mom was always whistling when coming in from the garden......................................................ewe.
 
Tokyo

Well, there's this woman in Tokyo who I hope to meet one day . . . and show me all the places that Americans never would vist. From there I want to whisk her to Italy.
 
...that perfectly shaped cucumber in the produce department.

I tried not to stare lest others catch on.

I was grocery shopping with my husband. He knows I don't eat cucumbers. I had to leave it.

I'm so tortured. *slumps*

That was not a cucumber. I was on the other side testing green spray paint.:eek:
 
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