Bert Notorius
Literotica Guru
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My name better be on this list!
Thank you, sweetie. Tell that Flying Monkey "never mind" when he shows up.*scribbles G down on list*
men and women.
You are consistent if nothing else.
...that perfectly shaped cucumber in the produce department.
I tried not to stare lest others catch on.
I was grocery shopping with my husband. He knows I don't eat cucumbers. I had to leave it.
I'm so tortured. *slumps*
psst...it's fill in the blank.![]()
Vegetables are good for you. Must be why Mom was always whistling when coming in from the garden......................................................ewe.
But I put the question mark before the blank; Bert put his after it. I wanted to maintain the mystery.
...that perfectly shaped cucumber in the produce department.
I tried not to stare lest others catch on.
I was grocery shopping with my husband. He knows I don't eat cucumbers. I had to leave it.
I'm so tortured. *slumps*
Ok then, I'm a ditz.
Hey, I left a post in your "moving and old boxes" thread...go see