I am seriously fucking pissy

[KillerMuffin]

I have a pinched nerve right between my spine and my, uh, um, right shoulder blade. Gawddamn mother fucker piece of shit HURTS. And it's not even one of those legitimate pains you can get into and sort of ride the pipeline with. Nooooooo it's like having that fucking cuntwhorebitchskanksmegmaeaterfucksnot twat phlebotomist that can't hit a vein if she was standing it poking me in the back while it's alseep.

And it just happened about fifteen seconds ago!

sonsafuckinggawdblessedbitches. Just how in the everlasting fuck am I supposed to read this stupid fucking boring as shit because I have to repeat myself twenty times just to make sure my moronic ass is covered book now?

Give me a backrub and no one gets hurt.

Now.

 

[Guest]

Yes, Mistress Muffin!

And, I'll clean your toilets, too!

 

[nasty1]

OH...OH! ME!

 

[KillerMuffin]

And now that stupid Chihuahua-yeti is trying to play hack up games on the bed.

He is so going out the fucking window. I don't care if it's locked.

 

[kotori]

fudgepacker

(he made me say it)

 

[kiwiwolf]

I have a pinched nerve right between my spine and my, uh, um, right shoulder blade. Gawddamn mother fucker piece of shit HURTS. And it's not even one of those legitimate pains you can get into and sort of ride the pipeline with. Nooooooo it's like having that fucking cuntwhorebitchskanksmegmaeaterfucksnot twat phlebotomist that can't hit a vein if she was standing it poking me in the back while it's alseep.

And it just happened about fifteen seconds ago!

sonsafuckinggawdblessedbitches. Just how in the everlasting fuck am I supposed to read this stupid fucking boring as shit because I have to repeat myself twenty times just to make sure my moronic ass is covered book now?

Give me a backrub and no one gets hurt.

Now.

I'll trade you a back rub for an unmarked gun. Or a good family lawyer. Be well cool lady.

You can't climb clock towers with a knackered back. By the way I love your cussing style.

 

[Cheyenne]

Nooooooo it's like having that fucking cuntwhorebitchskanksmegmaeaterfucksnot twat phlebotomist that can't hit a vein if she was standing it poking me in the back while it's alseep.

This probably isn't the time to tell you that I had blood drawn today by a woman who was so good at it, I literally did not feel her stick me with the needle. I wonder if that is what accupuncture must be like?

Feel better, KM.

 

[TN_Vixen]

KM, my backrubs are famous for getting rid of pains that cause you to swear uncontrollably, i.e. mutherfuckin'twatasssombitchmutherfuckergoddamnpaininmybacksomabitchassholecumbungspunkassfucktardasstwitchmutherfucker" type of thing...

so, step into my parlour babygirl. ;-)

 

[Anais Dahl]

I hope you feel better soon. If you have a boyfriend or whatever get him to rub Tiger Balm on it.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Sillyman]

I'm so sorry KM.

*rubs KM's back lovingly and gentlely, giving just enough pressure*

 

[april-wine]

Can I join this grumpy parade................

 

[rubymyst]

Can I join this grumpy parade................

joining the queue

 

[Siren]

 

[Jim_Henson]

thats right... killer legs. You cant see the muff from there.

 

[Siren]