I am really Mr. Asshole!

[Guru]

 

[sigh]

Phew. Okay, I'm glad I got that off my chest.

Your chest? I thought we were talking about assholes....

 

[Debbie]

Your um nose is growing.

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ok, bend over and take this......

 

[Guru]

 

[Debbie]

Did you know that your nose and ears continue growing throughout life?

I wish that were true for penises, too.

I don't think that is such a good idea.
I mean would you have to coil it up and stick it in your pocket?
And you might trip over it.

 

[Guru]

I don't think that is such a good idea.
I mean would you have to coil it up and stick it in your pocket?
And you might trip over it.

My nose isn't *that* big!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*Bending over*

Hussy...

 

[Mr. Asshole]

I confess I really am just another person that makes you all love yourself. You think that because you don't spout forth a little anger you will help this world. How about pointing out an error to make sure that a person grows? Ok, I have gone off the deep end tonight but it all comes down to boredom, sleep deprivation, too much caffene, and seeing that same shit here day after day.

 

[Guru]

 

[sigh]

For you, sigh... Any part of me you want.

ummm...can I sample from the buffet?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Mouse?

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Rick DeVille]

I confess I really am just another person that makes you all love yourself. You think that because you don't spout forth a little anger you will help this world. How about pointing out an error to make sure that a person grows? Ok, I have gone off the deep end tonight but it all comes down to boredom, sleep deprivation, too much caffene, and seeing that same shit here day after day.

You’ve been reading way too many of MMouse & P-P-Man threads

 

[sigh]

You spelled caffeine wrong, asshole.

Yeah, but at least he mentioned shit, so he MUST be the real asshole.

You, on the other hand, deserve severe punishments for your blatant attempt at deception.

 

[Mr. Asshole]

You spelled caffeine wrong, asshole.

Thank you for pointing out my error. May I grow from it. Now refer to the sig line please.

 

[Debbie]

I confess I really am just another person that makes you all love yourself. You think that because you don't spout forth a little anger you will help this world. How about pointing out an error to make sure that a person grows? Ok, I have gone off the deep end tonight but it all comes down to boredom, sleep deprivation, too much caffene, and seeing that same shit here day after day.

You can help a person grow without being an asshole.
We all err, 'tis what makes us human.

 

[Guru]

 

[Debbie]

My nose isn't *that* big!

Sure, modesty is a good trait.
But if it keeps growing?

 

[Rick DeVille]

You can help a person grow without being an asshole.
We all err, 'tis what makes us human.

Hi Deb, how are you?

Still helping the downtrodden and misunderstood?

 

[Guru]

 

[Mr. Asshole]

If advice is given nicely and is always ignored, does it really help? Some times attention is required.