I am outclassed!

[Desiremakesmeweak]

For fuck's sake. Seriously.

It used to be - and I assure you this is absolutely true - I would get WRITTEN notes from women about how good whatever whatever blah blah blah (when really it was all a contrived act on my part to get my way with THEM, because they were ALL fucking hot not me)...

But with all of this girl-girl liberation nowadays and everything, my god some of the recent bi and lesbian porn action is a revelation even to me.

I swear I have seen girls fuck another girl with um, MORE intensity and dare I suggest, skill(...?) than perhaps I might have, even at some high point in my career to date. Holy fuck. I am impressed. Really. (Fuck me, I'm still learning would you believe.)

 

[Handley_Page]

We should all try to learn more . . .

 

[Everyday_Man]

Handwritten notes were probably restraining orders.

So you had an exaggerated sense of your skills, oh well, I think most people do. You better go out an practice if you want to compete.

 

[LadyVer]

You must not get around much on Lit.

 

[TxRad]

Live and learn, they say. Also perfect practice makes perfect. So practice until you're perfect and then really learn.

On a personal note, there are five women in my misspent youth I need to thank and thank again for the education they gave me.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

For fuck's sake. Seriously.

It used to be - and I assure you this is absolutely true - I would get WRITTEN notes from women about how good whatever whatever blah blah blah (when really it was all a contrived act on my part to get my way with THEM, because they were ALL fucking hot not me)...

But with all of this girl-girl liberation nowadays and everything, my god some of the recent bi and lesbian porn action is a revelation even to me.

I swear I have seen girls fuck another girl with um, MORE intensity and dare I suggest, skill(...?) than perhaps I might have, even at some high point in my career to date. Holy fuck. I am impressed. Really. (Fuck me, I'm still learning would you believe.)

Youre still learning yet remain clueless of how Mother Nature works.

Mother Nature cant care less about prodigies, she cares about basic competence for making babies. Take any trait you please, and Mother Nature distributes it what we call 'normally.' A few get little, a few get a lot, and most get some. And 'regression to the mean' is the rule. If youre horny enough its often enough when your partner contributes little more than his/her presence.

Prodigies exist for exhibition, mostly.

I, for example, score at the top of a trait for interpreting visual-spatial relationships. I'm RAINMAN when it comes to maps, schematics, blueprints, and other visual instruments. But I cant express how I do it. And there's little demand for my talent.

As for sex, all I really need to know is how to release sexual kinetic energy. In most cases its no more than making contact with the right place, at the right time, for the right length of time. Sex is no more complicated than watering a garden.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Live and learn, they say. Also perfect practice makes perfect. So practice until you're perfect and then really learn.

On a personal note, there are five women in my misspent youth I need to thank and thank again for the education they gave me.

Oh yes. So true. Although In my case I can't recall ever having misspent a single moment of my youth (I realise it's a figure of speech)... But in any case, nope, not even one moment.

As far as JBJ goes, he talks like he's a droid sometimes!! I used to have a genius electronics engineer that was like that. He turned out to be 'in the frame' as they say, with the local police for an as yet unsolved set of serial killings. Well, he was (/is I guess) smart enough to get away with it, and boy was he crazy enough too.

But Johnson, how do you explain the way these chicks are being the fuck-er of other women (not with s-on, either, just plain movin' and grinding and stuff with 'all they possess by nature'... some of it is just plain amazing to me and I've got to tell you, forget the usual dickheads who snipe at everything and everyone who ever says anything positive about themselves - I HAVE GOT FORM!) OF OTHER WOMEN?? Where's the 'natural selection' in that? Or has the world now come to that place the economists call 'unproductive complexity?' IE, Some women are BETTER than men at fucking other women?!

I was looking at a thread in the GB section about GFY and bi or lesbians (GFY, I think stands for the handle 'GoFuckYourself,' who takes/posts a lot of pics). Some of the GIFs there, um, it's not just the equivalent of say, women dancing and moving better than males generally - nah, there's more intent, more intensity, more animation and dynamics than can be just explained by 'well-choreographed' sex action scenes. These girls know how to fuck, as the positive motion partner.

And I'm impressed.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Oh yes. So true. Although In my case I can't recall ever having misspent a single moment of my youth (I realise it's a figure of speech)... But in any case, nope, not even one moment.

As far as JBJ goes, he talks like he's a droid sometimes!! I used to have a genius electronics engineer that was like that. He turned out to be 'in the frame' as they say, with the local police for an as yet unsolved set of serial killings. Well, he was (/is I guess) smart enough to get away with it, and boy was he crazy enough too.

But Johnson, how do you explain the way these chicks are being the fuck-er of other women (not with s-on, either, just plain movin' and grinding and stuff with 'all they possess by nature'... some of it is just plain amazing to me and I've got to tell you, forget the usual dickheads who snipe at everything and everyone who ever says anything positive about themselves - I HAVE GOT FORM!) OF OTHER WOMEN?? Where's the 'natural selection' in that? Or has the world now come to that place the economists call 'unproductive complexity?' IE, Some women are BETTER than men at fucking other women?!

I was looking at a thread in the GB section about GFY and bi or lesbians (GFY, I think stands for the handle 'GoFuckYourself,' who takes/posts a lot of pics). Some of the GIFs there, um, it's not just the equivalent of say, women dancing and moving better than males generally - nah, there's more intent, more intensity, more animation and dynamics than can be just explained by 'well-choreographed' sex action scenes. These girls know how to fuck, as the positive motion partner.

And I'm impressed.

The results are the explanation. The bottom line is getting your genes into the next generation. Shit! I know legions of people better than me in every way imaginable, but I have 10 grandchildren and they have zero children. So all that quality will soon be lost to humanity, and I will shape the future. Girls cant make babies with each other. And males compete with males NOT females, to fertilize females. I need not be better than her, I need be better than him.

During my long life I've been accused of everything vile and damaged yet none of it exists in tests or records or physical evidence. So I assume most people are fulla shit when it comes to judging me. The last words my old man spoke to me before he died were: Boy! I was wrong about you!

You remind me of Benny Hill.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

"I need not be better than her, I need to be better than him."

You saved my life. I needed some conscious grasp of the situation here, and yep, I didn't actually feel threatened by these girls... So you might be right; er, you almost certainly are, i think.

Benny Hill?

In every way except two, no, three:

1. I am not funny and cannot tell jokes or do sight humour to save my life
2. If you can find fat on me anywhere but inside my brain you'd be lucky
3. If I had women around me like he had in his shows the newspapers would not be talking about that other 'comedian' that's for sure - I'd have given them cause for so much column space even Trump would have to pay to get me off the pages. (God only knows how I would have a show on tv containing women hanging off me though - I understand that characters like me are usually played by gays because the women can't trust the straight guys in those roles. Put it this way, I WOULD play next to Angie Dickinson, but I ain't John Wayne. And I WOULD have Angie Dickinson in a flick with me if I were Al Pacino, but I'm not, so she's never gonna be in a movie with either Al Pacino or a six-foot Al Pacino look-alike either.)

On the other hand (see, there ya go, a typical Benny Hill-ism) I do know coffee... And I don't give a fuck what Al says, I know it better than he does!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

"I need not be better than her, I need to be better than him."

You saved my life. I needed some conscious grasp of the situation here, and yep, I didn't actually feel threatened by these girls... So you might be right; er, you almost certainly are, i think.

Benny Hill?

In every way except two, no, three:

1. I am not funny and cannot tell jokes or do sight humour to save my life
2. If you can find fat on me anywhere but inside my brain you'd be lucky
3. If I had women around me like he had in his shows the newspapers would not be talking about that other 'comedian' that's for sure - I'd have given them cause for so much column space even Trump would have to pay to get me off the pages. (God only knows how I would have a show on tv containing women hanging off me though - I understand that characters like me are usually played by gays because the women can't trust the straight guys in those roles. Put it this way, I WOULD play next to Angie Dickinson, but I ain't John Wayne. And I WOULD have Angie Dickinson in a flick with me if I were Al Pacino, but I'm not, so she's never gonna be in a movie with either Al Pacino or a six-foot Al Pacino look-alike either.)

On the other hand (see, there ya go, a typical Benny Hill-ism) I do know coffee... And I don't give a fuck what Al says, I know it better than he does!

Benny was a genius in the Chaplin sense, Hope was also Brit.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

"I need not be better than her, I need to be better than him."

You saved my life. I needed some conscious grasp of the situation here, and yep, I didn't actually feel threatened by these girls... So you might be right; er, you almost certainly are, i think.

Benny Hill?

In every way except two, no, three:

1. I am not funny and cannot tell jokes or do sight humour to save my life
2. If you can find fat on me anywhere but inside my brain you'd be lucky
3. If I had women around me like he had in his shows the newspapers would not be talking about that other 'comedian' that's for sure - I'd have given them cause for so much column space even Trump would have to pay to get me off the pages. (God only knows how I would have a show on tv containing women hanging off me though - I understand that characters like me are usually played by gays because the women can't trust the straight guys in those roles. Put it this way, I WOULD play next to Angie Dickinson, but I ain't John Wayne. And I WOULD have Angie Dickinson in a flick with me if I were Al Pacino, but I'm not, so she's never gonna be in a movie with either Al Pacino or a six-foot Al Pacino look-alike either.)

On the other hand (see, there ya go, a typical Benny Hill-ism) I do know coffee... And I don't give a fuck what Al says, I know it better than he does!

The girls are threats to each other, because same-sex is wasted opportunity. That said, if a gal arouses another gal for copulation with a male, its cooperation. It may be the purpose of bisexuality.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

The reason I love psychology - especially all the high-brow high-falutin' old school stuff - is that it's all a bit like a detective story puzzle. There's room for multiple perspectives and every 'problem' has many facets.

That is, when we all have our chief lab-rat coats on.

And if in the end, the prize goes to... ...no one 'cause we've drank too much whisky.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My model for people is this: Each is a box of crayons. A few are the basic 8 colors, some are 16 color packs, some 48, and a few are 128 color boxes. The strange people come with 8 red crayons or 4 black, 4 white.