I am one of 2500 being held

[Guest]

Illegally by the United States Government. My only crime is being Arab. Please write your congressman and demand legal rights for the detainees in Cuba.

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmm

something doesn't make sense to me. I smell a rat.


A detainee who can access lit or the internet at large....?

 

[fgarvb1]

so they let you have access to a computer?

Damn we must do something about these prison conditions next they will have butlers.

 

[Azwed]

Smartasses.

 

[JazzManJim]

Dammit, those guards are slacking off.

Aren't they supposed to be whupping your terrorist-loving ass right about now?

That's it. I'm writing my congressman.

 

[fgarvb1]

 

[MissTaken]

Dammit, those guards are slacking off.

Aren't they supposed to be whupping your terrorist-loving ass right about now?

That's it. I'm writing my congressman.

Well, if they are whupping asses, can I join in?

Or Jim? You can come and whup my ass?




Now I am hot!


<<hi jack alert hi jack alert>>

 

[JazzManJim]

Well, if they are whupping asses, can I join in?

Or Jim? You can come and whup my ass?




Now I am hot!


<<hi jack alert hi jack alert>>

You're hot? Sheeeeeeeeit. I could poke a hole in triple-pane glass with my hands beind my back right about now.

You there! Terrorist piece of shit! Go get me and the lady a couple cool drinks and make it snappy. I don't want to have to have those Army MPs tie your narrow ass to a pole in the rain again!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Somebody is gonna get inspired by this thread to start a new story in SRP


.....but that somebody aint gonna be me

<s>

 

[cybergirly]

You're hot? Sheeeeeeeeit. I could poke a hole in triple-pane glass with my hands beind my back right about now.

You there! Terrorist piece of shit! Go get me and the lady a couple cool drinks and make it snappy. I don't want to have to have those Army MPs tie your narrow ass to a pole in the rain again!

LMAO!!

 

[Lancecastor]

Illegally by the United States Government. My only crime is being Arab. Please write your congressman and demand legal rights for the detainees in Cuba.

Congressman Arec Tum, Chair
Subcommittee On Cubo-Kinky Arab Detainee Relations
Washington DC

Dear Sir;

It has cum to our attention that detainees of Arab extraction in Cuba have been charged with the crime of "being Arab".

We at Lit are shocked and appalled at this rear-guard action to prevent caucus from allowing the member to rise in his seat and spank the American people for their friendship to both Cuban and Arabs alike.

Oil and cigars are vital here at Lit...our Congressional Rep, Ben Dover endarses them at every pubic relations and opening he attends.

Further, it appears than said detainees cannot register on Lit.....in and of itself a crime.

Please have our great friend, Bill Gates, send a boatload of Win2000 boxes to the detainees forthwith.

And AOL startup discs....with the 3 free months.

And pizza.

And Jolt cola.

And Tony Hawk III for XBox.

And the new Linkin Park.

Thanks;
Lance "Give Piss A Chance" Castor

 

[Lancecastor]

Illegally by the United States Government. My only crime is being Arab. Please write your congressman and demand legal rights for the detainees in Cuba.

At least you're being held.

 

[teddybear4play]

Illegally by the United States Government. My only crime is being Arab. Please write your congressman and demand legal rights for the detainees in Cuba.

If you were detained in Cuba, it's because you fought with the Taliban and al-Qaeda, or planned on detonating a dirty bomb on American soil. Thus, I don't really give a red fuck what they do to you.

Have a nice day.

TB4p

 

[bluntforcemama]

Okay, well I thought that was funny. Sarcasm suits some people.

 

[Guest]

Illegally by the United States Government. My only crime is being Arab. Please write your congressman and demand legal rights for the detainees in Cuba.

While I can believe there may be some humans being 'illegally' held by our government, one is obviously not you. The reaction you recieved from this board is a good representation of the American population.

Don't try to come here and falsify who you are. If you have a relative or friend that is, tell the truth. You may find a more sypathetic atmosphere.

If you're just trying to get a rise, you've accomplished that.

Moon

*muttering under my breath.....'damn trolls, thought got them all with my mace'*