reallyunsure
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jul 25, 2012
- Posts
- 104
It's true, I am. I can spell words and put together sentences and I think I've even figured out how to use a goddamned semicolon. You'd think this would be common, it's the internet equivalent of showering and putting on clean clothes, but sadly, no.
Okay, so I have established that I can put my internet pants on like some sort of functioning adult, and further that I think wearing them is good. I should probably spend some time talking about why I want to take my internet pants off.
I have submissive tendencies, and nowhere to go with them. This is kind of a new thing for me in the last year. I tend to have a pretty healthy and active sex life, and the women I get involved with range from fairly submissive to really, really submissive. I never thought I'd grow up to hear a girlfriend say "I'd really like it if you beat me harder during sex", but I guess something about me just drives the sub girls wild. (I hope this means that I seem confident, and not that I have rape eyes or something.) I'm not sure what happened, or exactly where along the line it did. Maybe it's some kind of sexy reverse Stockholm Syndrome where you start to sympathize with people you lock up. But whatever it is, I seem to have developed a pretty strong sub side, and I've got no outlet for it. This is really starting to drive me insane, like some kind of constantly-building pressure that the rest of my sex life just can't release.
So, if you're a woman who thinks, "I really like ordering men around, and degrading them, but I wish I could find a guy on the internet who is smart and fun to talk to when I'm not treating him like a lowly worm", then, um, hi. I don't really know what I'm doing, but we might both have fun if you tell me what to do anyway.
-R.
P.S. Isn't it kind of awesome how on the Internet no one needs to wear a condom? Is this whole "total lack of risk of disease from typing" kind of amazing where experimentation is concerned, or what?
Okay, so I have established that I can put my internet pants on like some sort of functioning adult, and further that I think wearing them is good. I should probably spend some time talking about why I want to take my internet pants off.
I have submissive tendencies, and nowhere to go with them. This is kind of a new thing for me in the last year. I tend to have a pretty healthy and active sex life, and the women I get involved with range from fairly submissive to really, really submissive. I never thought I'd grow up to hear a girlfriend say "I'd really like it if you beat me harder during sex", but I guess something about me just drives the sub girls wild. (I hope this means that I seem confident, and not that I have rape eyes or something.) I'm not sure what happened, or exactly where along the line it did. Maybe it's some kind of sexy reverse Stockholm Syndrome where you start to sympathize with people you lock up. But whatever it is, I seem to have developed a pretty strong sub side, and I've got no outlet for it. This is really starting to drive me insane, like some kind of constantly-building pressure that the rest of my sex life just can't release.
So, if you're a woman who thinks, "I really like ordering men around, and degrading them, but I wish I could find a guy on the internet who is smart and fun to talk to when I'm not treating him like a lowly worm", then, um, hi. I don't really know what I'm doing, but we might both have fun if you tell me what to do anyway.
-R.
P.S. Isn't it kind of awesome how on the Internet no one needs to wear a condom? Is this whole "total lack of risk of disease from typing" kind of amazing where experimentation is concerned, or what?