I am now a full-fledged..

[lavender]

 

[Cirrus]

Um...does Siren have your permission to expose this?

 

[Chuckus]

So you are now a lick-a-lot-a-puss? LOL

 

[crystalhunting]

How did Siren taste?....GOOD???



CH

 

[Laurel]

You meet Siren?

Is she all that and more?

 

[Siren]

Ah my sweet lavy

 

[Svedish_Chef]

carpet muncher.

Yes, you heard correctly. Lavy, SheoftheBodaciousTatas, has converted. I did it I met La Siren and we had some hot women on women love.

Can't go back to the dick after you've had La Siren's slit.

Everyone of you needs to try a little Siren.

Yeah yeah she's been telling me that for two years now...

And now BOTH of you dont want me, gawdamn I say

 

[Weevil]

I guess that means the wedding is off???

What about little Felix? or Lenny?

 

[Never]

Oh great - just what the word needs - another lesbian

You know, when I was growing up being a dyke was unique, now it seems like everyone and their Uncle is doing it, well I'm sick of that. I'm going straight.
Yeah, you heard me. Fuck this gay thing.

Damn it Chef, where are you when I need you? I want some hot, juicy, throbbing dick in my sopping virgin slit, kneel-me-over-a-table-and-pound-me-till-I-can't-take-it-no-more action. NOW!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Congratulations lavender, have you told your parents yet?

 

[Siren]

Never............

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'm going straight.
Yeah, you heard me. Fuck this gay thing.

Damn it Chef, where are you when I need you? I want some hot, juicy, throbbing dick in my sopping virgin slit, kneel-me-over-a-table-and-pound-me-till-I-can't-take-it-no-more action. NOW!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Congratulations lavender, have you told your parents yet?

You can stay bi..... Hell I'm coming for you Neverkins

 

[Never]

Nope, not bi, I'm as straight as an arrow right now.

Hmmm, took yah 12 minutes to post.. oh well. I'm excessively horny right now. Er, do me?

 

[rambling man]

im a big carpet muncher too, glad we have something in common!

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Wow, Lavender's turned into a real slut!

 

[Never]

Please lavender - let's be adults here.
While I respect your sexuality I'd rather you not push it on me.
I'm sorry, I like cock and not even your bodasious ta-tas could sway me.

 

[rambling man]

lavender's a real slut, huh

is this the mutual admiration thread? Thought we were all a little slutty

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Nope, not bi, I'm as straight as an arrow right now.

Hmmm, took yah 12 minutes to post.. oh well. I'm excessively horny right now. Er, do me?

DO ME DO ME....



Yes boss.... now come here

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

*stips down and looks around, not quite sure what comes next*

Damn, I should have read a bit of that 'romantic' couple stuff Lit has instead of spending my time in the lesbian sections.

 

[Pyper]

Well, I guess a Never-Pyper sandwich would be all right. I like straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well, I guess a Never-Pyper sandwich would be all right. I like straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

You'd like me then as well

Isn't it a Never-Lavender-Pyper-Chef sandwich?