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I am NOT a smartass

You know - I just read all the posts I've made tonight and... I really AM a smartass!
 
Well, maybe not smart. Ass? Pretty much.
 
Dillinger,

I think you are padding your totals. Didn't we hit 500 posts at the same time?
 
Did we really, Jaded Heart? Its possible. I think I spend much too much time here.
 
so....um.....Dillinger....

you going for the 24hr record? or all time one...
 
Interchangeable asses

I would like to go on record as being officially against transposable asses. For one thing…that’s just going to get messy no way around it. Think of the lubrication requirements alone.

MP
 
You know... there just hasn't been enough ass around here lately.
 
Lubrication problems can be worked around. Its the transposing that causes an unsightly problem
 
So... what's this about trasporting asses? Is this like a state line criminal thing or more a Star Trek beam me up thing?
 
jcgirl said:
Lubrication problems can be worked around. Its the transposing that causes an unsightly problem
Click to expand...

O K-Y might that be?
 
Something you don't all already know uhm... hmmmm... thinking... ah - geez, sorry I can't. You guys already know everything there is to know.
 
Pandora your mistaken. Those were breasts, he only wants ass..
 
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