I am not a good fiend

[tortoise]

I try and I try, but I am slowly coming to the realization that I lack the stamina to be TRULY diabolical. At best, if I really bust a gut, I can achieve "vaguely sinister."

<le sigh>

 

[Bob Peale]

Patience.

Most people don't realize that the true villains are genetically predisposed.

But with work, you can at least achieve sociopathos

 

[sexy-girl]

trouble with the contacts again toilets ?

 

[alexandraaah]

I don't buy it, SuperTort.

 

[perks]

you have a fiend in me, nut brown hare tortoise guy

 

[tortoise]

Shit. See what I mean?

Let's try again:



Make no mistake, that frog is way fiendish. His saliva is highly toxic (and only slightly psychadelic)

 

[alexandraaah]

I bet you can pull of fiendish in thirty words and no emoticons.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Like your av, my fiend.

 

[hatara]

ooooooooh Love the new avatar perky!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Fiends aren't always diabolical.

That crack fiend over there sure isn't.

 

[MunchinMark]

It needs work. Grow the little goatee beard and practice stroking it as you have people killed. Once you've got the stroking down you can go on to the fluffy white cat and big chair.

Then it's just a case of filling in the forms for your very own tropical island with lots of uniformed men, bikini girls and a missile base.

Ah, Mr Chelonian. I have been expecting you. Bwahahahahah!

(OK, my demonaical laugh needs work, but I have managed to use the word 'demonaical')

 

[tortoise]

I bet you can pull of fiendish in thirty words and no emoticons.

Pfft. I'd get to word 29 and then let loose with a .

I'm off to swim and plot evil things and stuff.

Have a nic... er... painfully torturous day.

Grr. Arrg.

 

[alexandraaah]

You're right; shit, what was I thinking?

Oh yeah, that's me who can pull it off.

Maybe.

 

[tortoise]

I think we may just have to face the fact that we are not Evil Overlord material. It's a crying shame.

 

[Susano]

You can do it if you put your mind to it. It's all a question of applying your practice in the right areas. I'd suggest you get my new video series; a complete training manual including

- Evil laughter
- Hiring and labor relations with hordes of idiotic henchmen
- Finding your own evil signature gimmick
- Constructing an imposing, ridiculously inefficient headquarters

All this and more can be yours for not $50, not $25, but just $19.95 a month.

Evil operators are standing by.

 

[Rambrat]

I try and I try, but I am slowly coming to the realization that I lack the stamina to be TRULY diabolical. At best, if I really bust a gut, I can achieve "vaguely sinister."

<le sigh>

Are you going over to the dark side and need to practice being bad?

 

[tortoise]

www.eviloverlord.com

#24: I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

 

[Mellon Collie]

I think I'd be a good feind.

 

[tortoise]

#85: I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."