I am new...Can someone show me the "ropes?"

[Andrew1981InNJ]

I am new...Can someone show me the "ropes?"

 

[ShyGoddess]

What kind of "ropes" do you want to be shown?

 

[LadyChance]

new hmmmm?

Congrats on finding us first off, and let me say Hi to you also. As for ropes that depends on what kind your looking for...hehehe...I am sure we have some interesting ones just laying around somewhere. Actaully I believe the ropes your looking for I think is this:
#1 Never ask to be noticed.
#2 If you want to be noticed join in.
#3 No characters below the age of 18 {I think}
#4 Have fun never worry about any insults passed your way.
#5 Learn how to speak southern.
#6 Go back to #4.
#7 Just be your self.
#8 Use good grammer and punctuation.
#9 Forget everything I just put in I am a newbie myself after all.
#10 Most of all enjoy.
This is just what I have learned so far so good luck and I am sure someone will know the exact ropes that you are asking for.
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Brightest Blessings!

 

[Andrew1981InNJ]

Hey

I am looking for someone to roleplay with....You can email me at LPPUMP1@aol.com

 

[Hecate]

Hmmm - did I hear someone ask for ropes?? *cracking whip in hands*

Oooops - sorry - dragging my mind out of the gutter ... ahh here it is *g*

Welcome aboard Andrew!

As I can tell you already got all sorts of helpful hints and advice. Lady Chance has put it very well and straight forward (and she is an excellent player so you can trust she knows what she is talking about).

One thing that will get you into trouble for sure is involving under age characters in your playing (so I assume the little Vampire Lady has turned to the dark at least 4 years back, right??)

as for other" ropes" ... well - find a thread you like to play ... and play! (if not stated otherwise you are free to join any ongoing thread - just introduce an according character and jump in) Don't get pissed off if people don't answer the way you would like them to or give you unasked for comments. And sometimes you just need to be a little patient befoer a newly started thread heads off..

Anything else not yet covered?? Feel free to get in touch with me (e-mail somewhere at the end of this post)

Nooow - if those were NOT the ropes you were looking for *weg* ... oooops back to the gutter - here she goes again

 

[LadyChance]

I feel special

Thanks for the compliment Hecate I am just learning from the best. Sounds like I am learning them better then I thought.

 

[ShyGoddess]

I'd be more than happy to "play" with you. A nice innocent, virgin like yourself should be fun.

 

[badboyea]

for new guys.

these lines might work in here, but don't use them in real life, hehehehe.

<< >1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
>
>2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet
> >clothes.
>
>3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
>
>4. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
>package.
>
>5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
>
>6. I may not be the best looking girl in here, but I'm the only one
>talking
> >to you.
>
>7. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
>
>8. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta
>me.
>
>9. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
> >switch away.
>
>10. Are those real?
>
>11. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
>
>12. (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
>
>13. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
>
>14. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?
>
>15. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
>
>16. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
>
>17. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
>
>18. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
>
>19. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
>
>20. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
>
>21. I know milk "it does a body good", but DAMN, how much have you been
> >drinking?
>
>22. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet
> >we could do it in public. >>

 

[Fuckmesuckme]

hey andrew. i am a sexy horny woman looking for a good
dick. can you oblige a poor soul

 

[Andrew1981InNJ]

Fuckme, yes email me