I am Never's bitch for the week

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Wasn't that the bet? Or was that just an incredible dream I had last night.

Fuck that was my dream too

 

[Pyper]

How come I always miss out on the bets that end in Lavender being somebody's bitch?

 

[Never]

... I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Somewhere along the lines of

Never : Sex Kitten and wonderful person

Lavender: She of the bodacious tata's

Never was right so Lavender is Never's bitch

And the rest of us are dreaming at these thoughts

 

[Never]

OH.
Well, in that case I have this too say:

I Never, being of sound mind and body (frowns at the stiffled laughter off-stage), hereby bequeath lavender, in all her bitchness, to Pyper.
Over many posts I have seen the love grow between them and even I am not so cruel as to separate these two who were obviously meant to be together.

lavender, go in pease and with my blessing..
Pyper. Mistreat her and I'll brake your kneecaps.... I'm serious.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

OH.
Well, in that case I have this too say:

I Never, being of sound mind and body (frowns at the stiffled laughter off-stage), hereby bequeath lavender, in all her bitchness, to Pyper.

lavender, go in pease and with my blessing..
Pyper. Mistreat her and I'll break your kneecaps.... I'm serious.

Me too

But Never who will be your bitch now?

 

[Never]

Pyper, it occurs to me that you might want to say 'no' for some unknown reason. If you do, let me assure you that lavender will regret it for the rest of her life.
You see, I'm actually a sadist and have would have no compunction with, er... um, tying lavender to a chain link fence and doing this to her that you can only read in the off-site portion of the story section. You know, the part no one will admit going too. (Yeah, that sounds right)

So, what's it going to be?

 

[Never]

Do I really need a [bad word deleted]?

 

[Pyper]

*dashes back into the thread*

Geez, this place is moving too quickly for me.

*straightens cumberbun, smoothes down hair*

I do!...

I mean, yes! I will gladly take lavender as my bitch and I will never mistreat her ever, except maybe to make her have that Pollyanna icon which could count as humiliation.

 

[Never]

I now pronounce you Pyper and [bad word deleted].

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

All these bitches and no fighting? What is wrong with this place!

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

lavender... I can't even say the word. How could I have one?

 

[Dillinger]

I'll take two.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

lavender... I can't even say the word. How could I have one?

You can have a chef instead if you want