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Problem Child
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Why is p_p_man such a jerk?
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sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't......which are you???
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Question.
Can you prove it, specifically on me?
Never said:662!
While I received no monetary rewards for my diligent research into the number of licks it takes, I'm happy to say rumor of my tongue's endurance has earned me much favor in some quarters.
Can you prove it, specifically on me?
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Why did Yayati's father pull out and shoot the best part of him on his mother's stomach?
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MissTaken:
"How are you this evening?"
I'm going very well. I got some work done over at the cottage earlier this morning and now I'm reading a book and chatting with a friend.
How are you doing?
PC:
"Why is p_p_man such a jerk?"
PP man is secretly in love with you and acts like a jerk to get your attention.
If you want him to change show him some affection.
april-wine:
"sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't......which are you???"
I'm a nut, but I think everyone should balance themselves with their environment which is why I'm an avid eater of mounds, chocolate or otherwise.
Which are you?
"How are you this evening?"
I'm going very well. I got some work done over at the cottage earlier this morning and now I'm reading a book and chatting with a friend.
How are you doing?
PC:
"Why is p_p_man such a jerk?"
PP man is secretly in love with you and acts like a jerk to get your attention.
If you want him to change show him some affection.
april-wine:
"sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't......which are you???"
I'm a nut, but I think everyone should balance themselves with their environment which is why I'm an avid eater of mounds, chocolate or otherwise.
Which are you?
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Angel:
Can you prove it, specifically on me?
As I scientist I understand my methods and procedures must be carefully scrutinized. If you were to come to my laboratory I would be happy to show you exactly how I ran my experiment until you were satisfied with my work.
Laurel:
"Who was your first kiss?"
Errr.. you know how my name is Never? Well, you could apply it to this situation unless you want to include my mother, which would be nasty. Sort of like when grandma slips me the tongue, man I hate that.
PC:
"Why did Yayati's father pull out and shoot the best part of him on his mother's stomach?"
The poor bustard meant to pull himself out before he came, after the birth they found him hanging from the doorway to his cage, the other baboon's mourned for days.
Can you prove it, specifically on me?
As I scientist I understand my methods and procedures must be carefully scrutinized. If you were to come to my laboratory I would be happy to show you exactly how I ran my experiment until you were satisfied with my work.
Laurel:
"Who was your first kiss?"
Errr.. you know how my name is Never? Well, you could apply it to this situation unless you want to include my mother, which would be nasty. Sort of like when grandma slips me the tongue, man I hate that.
PC:
"Why did Yayati's father pull out and shoot the best part of him on his mother's stomach?"
The poor bustard meant to pull himself out before he came, after the birth they found him hanging from the doorway to his cage, the other baboon's mourned for days.
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Which are you?
well never, i too enjoy mounds, bare, trimmed, or growing wild.....errrrr ummmmm chit you were talking chocolate bars......hmmmm butterfinger.......
well never, i too enjoy mounds, bare, trimmed, or growing wild.....errrrr ummmmm chit you were talking chocolate bars......hmmmm butterfinger.......
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lavender:
"Why do birds suddenly appear?"
Someone once told me they long to be close to me.. the fuckers aim straight for my head.
Todd:
"why are you using my posting format?"
Have your lawyer call my lawyer buddy.
"Why won't you go out with me?"
The other women of the board would be green with envy and hate me if I took you from them.
"why can't you allow yourself to do me?
Why??
So you can brake my heart like all the others?!
Mensa:
"How do we get you to quit being "Never" and become "Always", with perhaps a temporary interlude as "Maybe"?"
The right girl would do wonders for me.
"Why do birds suddenly appear?"
Someone once told me they long to be close to me.. the fuckers aim straight for my head.
Todd:
"why are you using my posting format?"
Have your lawyer call my lawyer buddy.
"Why won't you go out with me?"
The other women of the board would be green with envy and hate me if I took you from them.
"why can't you allow yourself to do me?
Why??
So you can brake my heart like all the others?!
Mensa:
"How do we get you to quit being "Never" and become "Always", with perhaps a temporary interlude as "Maybe"?"
The right girl would do wonders for me.
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Why do they put those long skinny stickers on the edge of the CD box? You know, the ones that take about 45 minutes to peal off.
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lavender said:Did any of you notice this. She said the F word. Never said the F word. I suppose that means I can be a potty mouth tonight.
Duly noted. Been masturbating since I read it.
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PC:
"Why do they put those long skinny stickers on the edge of the CD box? You know, the ones that take about 45 minutes to peal off."
It takes me about twelve seconds to pull those things off but I suppose if you're one of those impulse buyers it gives you time to decide if it's really worth $30 for a CD.
Faith:
"Please don't hurt me" or "I'm sorry"......in German? "
I'm sorry = Es tut mir Leid.
Please don't hurt me = Bitte, stuertz mich nicht.
"Why do they put those long skinny stickers on the edge of the CD box? You know, the ones that take about 45 minutes to peal off."
It takes me about twelve seconds to pull those things off but I suppose if you're one of those impulse buyers it gives you time to decide if it's really worth $30 for a CD.
Faith:
"Please don't hurt me" or "I'm sorry"......in German? "
I'm sorry = Es tut mir Leid.
Please don't hurt me = Bitte, stuertz mich nicht.
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