I am looking to start a clique

[LizzieEr]

Let's see...
Public Service Announcement: what follows below, is meant in a light hearted, absolutely non-malicious way....
*Sighhhh*
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How many people does it take to make a clique? I don't know and apparently Google doesn't either. I did find 11 steps to start a clique but I didn't read it. But I assumed step one would be making known the intent.

Anyhoo... look, obviously I was the weird kid in school, mostly because I would stand outside the windows to the homes of popular (read super mean) kids and press my nose in, leave oily greasy marks on the panes. Long (very interesting) story short, I have never belonged to a clique. Apparently there are many here but I couldn't really break into any, despite making no effort.

I finally gave up and this is my last attempt at a clique. I would be so so embarrassed if I didn't get a response to this advert, so please if you have to decline, be gentle about it? Or at something, anything?.. anyone?

Dammit.

Okay I shall bump it tomorrow.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Boooooo Cliques are sooooo boring on lit. Very corny prevents you from enjoying numerous encounters due to insecurities and jealousy

 

[LizzieEr]

Boooooo Cliques are sooooo boring on lit. Very corny prevents you from enjoying numerous encounters due to insecurities and jealousy

I bet you belong to one, don't you... you lucky bugger... I won't be swayed.

 

[islandjoe2]

SoulAssassin has stated his distaste for cliques on many threads. I think he even started one to that effect. So he's out. Which leaves room for me.

Is there an application process? Do you need references? I don't have any money for an application fee but I am willing to do housework in a butler uniform to pay for it. Will be there be regular meetings....I'm only attending if there are snacks.

 

[OxfordDon]

what the hell...I'm in!

 

[seldomseen]

do you have a list of people that you will let in your clique?

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I bet you belong to one, don't you... you lucky bugger... I won't be swayed.

No I do not but in my younger years I was in a block crew it wasn't fun for me so I ventured off to adventures without them

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm a pretty good clique partner. I'll tell you why I should be the head asshole in your clique.

1. I am a dick. I'll be fierce.
2. I can be nice to a person's face and talk shit behind their back.
3. No matter how cunty your behaviour is, I'll never let on that you're being a cunt.
3. If anyone calls you out on your behaviour, I'll call them out and rip them to shreds.
4. We can make this place like high school.

Hit me up. Let's make some people feel left out.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It sounds like you fuckers don't know how cliques work. You don't just say "I'm in". You get picked by a very arbitrary process.

 

[LizzieEr]

SoulAssassin has stated his distaste for cliques on many threads. I think he even started one to that effect. So he's out. Which leaves room for me.

Is there an application process? Do you need references? I don't have any money for an application fee but I am willing to do housework in a butler uniform to pay for it. Will be there be regular meetings....I'm only attending if there are snacks.

Wow.... I hadn't thought this through... sit sit.... no references... I could certainly use the application fee to provide for snacks since I am pretty broke... but I think we could come to an arrangement.
I don't think two people constitute a clique so we have to wait and see.

You don't have to wear a butler uniform... all housework needs to be done in the nude I am afraid.

 

[writerperson]

I'm in, I'll be the sassy eye candy and social butterfly.

 

[OxfordDon]

It sounds like you fuckers don't know how cliques work. You don't just say "I'm in". You get picked by a very arbitrary process.

ya reckon?

 

[LizzieEr]

what the hell...I'm in!

Yay

do you have a list of people that you will let in your clique?

No no... I actually don't...

No I do not but in my younger years I was in a block crew it wasn't fun for me so I ventured off to adventures without them

See? I want to experience that.

 

[HardRunner85]

I'm down! Count me in!

 

[islandjoe2]

Wow.... I hadn't thought this through... sit sit.... no references... I could certainly use the application fee to provide for snacks since I am pretty broke... but I think we could come to an arrangement.
I don't think two people constitute a clique so we have to wait and see.

You don't have to wear a butler uniform... all housework needs to be done in the nude I am afraid.

Ok, thats a compromise I am willing to make.

Sounds like Lord P has made himself defacto overlord, so I annoint myself the nerdy one that is the voice of reason when everyone else is looking to get arrested.

 

[writerperson]

Hey, hang on, if this is gonna function like a proper clique does that mean I need to Mean Girls out all my competitors? Because I will. Don't test me, you Fisher-Price dick waving daddy-fetishing cockmonglers, I'll burn book you to hell.

 

[CL69cap]

Sure, why not, count me in

 

[OxfordDon]

I'll be the flirty one that starts a convo then bails out half way through,...

 

[LizzieEr]

I'm a pretty good clique partner. I'll tell you why I should be the head asshole in your clique.

1. I am a dick. I'll be fierce.
2. I can be nice to a person's face and talk shit behind their back.
3. No matter how cunty your behaviour is, I'll never let on that you're being a cunt.
3. If anyone calls you out on your behaviour, I'll call them out and rip them to shreds.
4. We can make this place like high school.

Hit me up. Let's make some people feel left out.

It sounds like you fuckers don't know how cliques work. You don't just say "I'm in". You get picked by a very arbitrary process.

Oh!
There is a process? Do I need to make a random number generator? Guide me...

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Fuck it Boringville for you suckers. Lmao I'll have fun pissing you all off later if you cross the line lmao with my evil laugh.

 

[islandjoe2]

Fuck it Boringville for you suckers. Lmao I'll have fun pissing you all of later if you cross the line lmao with my evil laugh.

I fail to see why you keep posting here, if you don't want to be here.

 

[LizzieEr]

I'm down! Count me in!

Wait wait, apparently we have a process now... no one knows what it is yet, so you are in.

Hey, hang on, if this is gonna function like a proper clique does that mean I need to Mean Girls out all my competitors? Because I will. Don't test me, you Fisher-Price dick waving daddy-fetishing cockmonglers, I'll burn book you to hell.

Dio my love

Sure, why not, count me in

I love how enthusiastic you are.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I fail to see why you keep posting here, if you don't want to be here.

Because I feel like it because I can and now I see I struck a nerve and I might never leave now lmao.

 

[LizzieEr]

Fuck it Boringville for you suckers. Lmao I'll have fun pissing you all off later if you cross the line lmao with my evil laugh.

I have a feeling you may be right. Dammit.

Also, you are awesome...
Please never ever leave.

 

[writerperson]

Because I feel like it because I can and now I see I struck a nerve and I might never leave now lmao.

I'm going to print out your entire post history and slap my dick on it for the next hour