I am looking for a slave. Apply within.

[Retrieval]

Age, gender, race and looks are all irrelevant.

I will pay for your clothes, food and hygiene items.
You will sleep in the spare room.
You will address me as "Master".

You will carry out homely chores every day without fail. Such chores include but are not limited to the following:
Cooking. At least one meal a day.
Cleaning. I'm a very clean person and expect the hoovering, dusting, washing, ironing etc to be carried out whenever it needs to be.
Gardening. Both front and back.


I do not want to speak to you. The only time we will communicate is when I am telling you what to do.

I want no sexual or affectionate contact with you. The only time we will make physical contact is when I proceed to beat the shit out of you for making a mistake or disobeying me. If I think you are worth it, I may pay for a taxi to take you to the hospital after said beating.

Basically you only need to remember the following:
1. Obey me at all times.
2. See number 1.


I could get married but I figure it will be cheaper to get a slave instead.

Retrieval.

 

[Cade Is Here]

I know a few wierdos that you can get from the board!!

 

[Guest]

Interesting - what's in it for me?

 

[Retrieval]

Interesting - what's in it for me?

My sincerest appreciation.

 

[Guest]

My sincerest appreciation.

Yeah, well - sucks to be you - I give as good as I get.

Shoulda sent that PM..

 

[Retrieval]

Yeah, well - sucks to be you - I give as good as I get.

Shoulda sent that PM..

So what you're saying is, ;If I send you a P.M you will be my willing slave. Is that right?
Sounds good to me.

 

[tash87]

hmm the term 'caveman' comes to mind

 

[Retrieval]

hmm the term 'caveman' comes to mind

Please send me a 500 word essay describing why I should accept you as my slave.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*gives Retrieval a ^5*

There you go... someone who understands that the term "service slave" does not equal "someone to fuck and suck and play with me"...

 

[poppy1963]

My sincerest appreciation.

de ja vu.......LOL!

What's the pay? Can I bring the pets?

 

[Retrieval]

de ja vu.......LOL!

What's the pay? Can I bring the pets?

I will pay for your clothes, food and hygiene items.

That's it.

No pets, I already have a dog and she's female so you want have to bend over for it.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Good luck. You're going to need it.

 

[Retrieval]

Good luck. You're going to need it.

No need to feel jealous, you get a chance too.
Just send me a 500 word essay describing why I should accept you as my slave.
Simple, no?

 

[ima6uldv8]

No need to feel jealous, you get a chance too.
Just send me a 500 word essay describing why I should accept you as my slave.
Simple, no?

Jealous? I KNOW the definition of a good Master and you're not it. Carry on.

 

[TrollSoup]

Wow.. I'm insulted just on principle...I hope this is a joke..otherwise I hope you seriously consider a good psych eval.. with a metal spike.

 

[Retrieval]

Wow.. I'm insulted just on principle...I hope this is a joke..otherwise I hope you seriously consider a good psych eval.. with a metal spike.

Send me a 500 word essay describing why I should accept you as my slave.

 

[mkemse]

Maledom

No Female Sub in their right mind will send you a 500 page essay, your are seeking a female sub, and seeking an essay as essays, most of these where for High School, and based on your post here and your profile you will get NO reply to you in a positive manner,and deseravidly so, you make ALL Maledoms look abusive ect your profile speaks for itself

 

[TrollSoup]

I have much better places to spend 500 words. Also, I'm far too hot to be your MAID. It's insecure sadistic losers like you who give BDSM a bad name.

 

[poppy1963]

Certainly the lot of you condescending are not truly this humorless....(see av).

 

[Retrieval]

No Female Sub in their right mind will send you a 500 page essay, your are seeking a female sub, and seeking an essay as essays, most of these where for High School, and based on your post here and your profile you will get NO reply to you in a positive manner,and deseravidly so, you make ALL Maledoms look abusive ect your profile speaks for itself

Where does it say that I'm seeking a female sub?

Wow, you're really insecure.
No need to feel threatened, my slave will be available for hire. Won't be cheap though.

 

[Retrieval]

I have much better places to spend 500 words. Also, I'm far too hot to be your MAID. It's insecure sadistic losers like you who give BDSM a bad name.

You're to hot? LMAO.

Where does it say that I'm seeking a maid?

 

[TrollSoup]

Yes.. I am hot. Got a problem with that?
And you're asking for a maid. Your post has no business in the BDSM forums, as you are not looking for a BONDAGE slave.. maybe you should try craigslist.
Or the nearest mental ward. Only a lunatic would want that sort of thankless job.

 

[poppy1963]

Yes.. I am hot. Got a problem with that?
And you're asking for a maid. Your post has no business in the BDSM forums, as you are not looking for a BONDAGE slave.. maybe you should try craigslist.
Or the nearest mental ward. Only a lunatic would want that sort of thankless job.

No one would treat their MAID like that...he SAID he's soliciting a SLAVE! Trollsoup...is that how you would treat a hired MAID then...?

 

[mkemse]

Your Post

The heading on your post says seeking a female slave,, what is the difference to you between a slave and a sub, you apprently do not even know what you are looking for, you post seeking a female slave, a sub is essentionaly the ame
i am far more secure in my lifethey you can ever dream of, i do not invison, like your PROFILE states you enjoy robbing old ladies, and enjoy selling crack to kids, i find no humor in this, to many people die from crack use, this is not HUMOR it is very insecure
But then i looked at the source and all is clear now, 1 question I have is if someone does send you a 500 word essaay are you literate enough to read it??

 

[poppy1963]

The heading on your post says seeking a female slave,, what is the difference to you between a slave and a sub, you apprently do not even know what you are looking for, you post seeking a female slave, a sub is essentionaly the ame
i am far more secure in my lifethey you can ever dream of, i do not invison, like your PROFILE states you enjoy robbing old ladies, and enjoy selling crack to kids, i find no humor in this, to many people die from crack use, this is not HUMOR it is very insecure
But then i looked at the source and all is clear now, 1 question I have is if someone does send you a 500 word essaay are you literate enough to read it??

A sub and a slave can be VERY VERY different....a maid or a sub would likely be appalled at this post. A "slave wannabe"? Well a slave wannabe would devour such an assignment...

OK...I'm done. Have fun arguing. Hope you find your slave, retrieval...and hope your slave finds you. heh heh...