I am leaving you now...

[A Desert Rose]

with something funny.... Have a nice day...



A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while

he was performing colonoscopies:



1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."


2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"


3. "Can you hear me NOW?"


4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"


5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"


6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."


7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"


8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the

Hokey Pokey...."


9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"


10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"


11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."


12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"


13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in

fact, up there?"

 

[curious2c]

I am going to remember number thirteen. Have a physical coming up. These are funny Desert Rose. LMAO

 

[Guest]

I probably don't need those lines for ten years or so...

LOL

 

[Gilly Bean]

That's hilarous!

 

[Pixie]

Thanks for the laughs

 

[Touch1]

I just loved that! Having worked in Health Care (it really should be called Insurance Care), for about 20 years.
Thanks, I needed that.

 

[A Desert Rose]

You are all welcome...

In the words that someone just wrote to me: "I do what I can."

LOL