i am in total lust with my garbage man

[pink]

He's so tall and tan with beautiful white teeth. Damn, he's fine and


yes, i know it's funny.

 

[Wok]

The UPS man does not come by anymore?

 

[dg]

He's so tall and tan with beautiful white teeth. Damn, he's fine and


yes, i know it's funny.

Just dont get too close. The smell doesn't come out of their skin for months after they quit.

 

[LilRedRottnHood]

Hide in a trashbin one day in a lace teddy and pop out to surprise him.

It'll work.

 

[Batch]

have him sit in a bag of popcorn

I hear it removes most smells.


how tall is he?

 

[pink]

The UPS man does not come by anymore?

i never order anything. :ubersadface:

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I would like to throw garbage at my garbage man!

He never comes on time and at times he skips our street so the trash is not picked up

And he refuses to come out of his air conditioned' truck or lower his window when I am giving him the finger as he drives away' ... he is a total tool.

I do report him though' ... that makes me smile really big and it shows off my white teeth.

 

[Wok]

i never order anything. :ubersadface:

Order a big old dildo, and when the guy delivers it, open it in front of him and lick the head...

 

[pink]

have him sit in a bag of popcorn

I hear it removes most smells.


how tall is he?

i'd say 6' 2", dark hair, tanned skin, atheletic. *sigh*

*makes a mental note of popcorn for my smelly garbage man*

 

[pink]

Hide in a trashbin one day in a lace teddy and pop out to surprise him.

It'll work.

He smiles at me everytime i drive by him. *sigh*

 

[Batch]

i'd say 6' 2", dark hair, tanned skin, atheletic. *sigh*

*makes a mental note of popcorn for my smelly garbage man*

awww....


they are nice to look at...yep.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I do report him though' ... that makes me smile really big and it shows off my white teeth.

Somehow, I doubt it's your teeth that he's looking at...

 

[pink]

awww....


they are nice to look at...yep.

i think i'm gonna stalk him.

 

[pink]

I would like to throw garbage at my garbage man!

He never comes on time and at times he skips our street so the trash is not picked up

And he refuses to come out of his air conditioned' truck or lower his window when I am giving him the finger as he drives away' ... he is a total tool.

I do report him though' ... that makes me smile really big and it shows off my white teeth.

i like my garbage man better.

 

[Batch]

i think i'm gonna stalk him.

just be careful

don't let on that you are stalking him...


he has to think it was all his idea...

*nods and smiles*

 

[pink]

just be careful

don't let on that you are stalking him...


he has to think it was all his idea...

*nods and smiles*

He comes to my house on Wednesday's. i think i need to look sexy and sit outside.

 

[Wok]

He comes to my house on Wednesday's. i think i need to look sexy and sit outside.

Pretend you dropped something.

"oops.."

 

[Batch]

He comes to my house on Wednesday's. i think i need to look sexy and sit outside.

so you saw him, this morning

it is almost like you are dating already... he comes by on a regular basis


and briefly visits... and there is that added bonus of him taking the trash away!

 

[Dragonlady]

For something all I can think of is the smell

 

[pink]

For something all I can think of is the smell

All i can think of is that smile.

 

[pink]

so you saw him, this morning

it is almost like you are dating already... he comes by on a regular basis


and briefly visits... and there is that added bonus of him taking the trash away!

He usually just drives the truck so he's hard to see.

 

[Batch]

All i can think of is that smile.

a melty one...?

 

[Dragonlady]

All i can think of is that smile.

Well it that smiles makes you melt, Then go out side wearing something skimpy and catch that garbage mans attention

 

[pink]

a melty one...?

i love a man who smiles at total strangers. It says a lot about a person i think.

 

[pink]

Well it that smiles makes you melt, Then go out side wearing something skimpy and catch that garbage mans attention

Well, i am thick and curvy so i try not to wear skimpy, just sexy. i do have good style i think.