I am having surgery today!

[Busybody]

98% of you don't care

89% of you wish ill on me

The other 76% of you wish me well


I learned my maff from Obama

 

[Busybody]

and at least 160% of you will say

For what? A BRAIN REPLACEMENT?

 

[Busybody]

leave the jokes to me, Terrorists

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Make sure they remove the correct testicle...

 

[Busybody]

Make sure they remove the correct testicle...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You never know...


Your liberal doctor may hear you demand that he remove the Wright one only to have him take the Left one.

 

[Busybody]

I am wearing

My Talcum X T Shirt

Just in Case

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Careful you do not get some Brain Salad Surgery...

 

[ChinaBandit]

What? Bypassing ObamaCare. Shame, shame...

 

[Busybody]

What? Bypassing ObamaCare. Shame, shame...

I was actually WAITING for that


But


I cant wait anymore.....

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The tin man is about to get a heart...

 

[Busybody]

Im getting my Pee Pee

extended from 15 inches to 18 inches

so I can say


IM AS BIG A DICK AS OBAMA IS

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Will you be having it mulattoed too?

 

[Busybody]

complete with retractable roof

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Will you get spinners for your nips?