I Am Great.

You're like 109 years old, you drool a lot, and all your priests and cardinals like to diddle young boys. What's great about that?
 
I can't get Bart Simpson out of my head now.

"I am so great. I am so great." Banging pots and pans.
 
alexandraaah said:
I can't get Bart Simpson out of my head now.

"I am so great. I am so great." Banging pots and pans.

I'll show you something you'll never get out of your head. Or rather your mouth. You know I'm one sexy bitch.
 
RastaPope said:


I'll show you something you'll never get out of your head. Or rather your mouth. You know I'm one sexy bitch.

You got the bitch part down right. You're going to have to work on your sexing up skills to get anything Popish in this mouth.

Hey, why do you sometimes have a monolithic sigline, and sometimes you have none?
 
alexandraaah said:


You got the bitch part down right. You're going to have to work on your sexing up skills to get anything Popish in this mouth.

Hey, why do you sometimes have a monolithic sigline, and sometimes you have none?

He's magical like that.

Either that... or he clicks the little box below his post before submitting...
 
alexandraaah said:


You got the bitch part down right. You're going to have to work on your sexing up skills to get anything Popish in this mouth.

Hey, why do you sometimes have a monolithic sigline, and sometimes you have none?

Aaaaay!
 
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red_rose said:


He's magical like that.

Either that... or he clicks the little box below his post before submitting...

Hey, thanks! Without cues like that I wouldn't have made it past the fourth grade.

Seriously.
 
Did I mention I'll throw in a good word with Jesus for everyone who recognized my innate greatness?
 
RastaPope said:
Did I mention I'll throw in a good word with Jesus for everyone who recognized my innate greatness?

Jesus and I are fuck buddies from way back.




I am so going to hell for that....
 
red_rose said:


Jesus and I are fuck buddies from way back.




I am so going to hell for that....


So YOU'RE the girl he was talking about the other night...


Wow, how's your ass feeling?
 
RastaPope said:



So YOU'RE the girl he was talking about the other night...


Wow, how's your ass feeling?

Better.

The holy water really did the trick.
 
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