i am full of cookies.

[pointless]

also, i am disappointed that i can't find video of satchel paige's hesitation pitch.

oh and i'm getting bored re-encoding video files to save space on my hard drive without burning or throwing away shit i like.

and that's my day in a nutshell.

you can all die now.

 

[semen4her]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T0tcPb3iU-k/S560jqNVSRI/AAAAAAAAD4c/-jpJyCrebOg/s400/shoulder+cookie.jpg

 

[pointless]

no, almonettes. get it right, asshole.

 

[semen4her]

Is that little Almonds wearing tutus?

 

[pointless]

no, it's like shortbread, but all fancy and better.

 

[semen4her]

Better than shortbread ain't saying much.

 

[warrior queen]

When someone finally invents a cookie that has no flour, shortening or rising agent, I too shall fill up on cookies.
Until then, I am doomed to snack on smoked salmon and cheese.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I like shortbread.

 

[pointless]

Better than shortbread ain't saying much.

When someone finally invents a cookie that has no flour, shortening or rising agent, I too shall fill up on cookies.
Until then, I am doomed to snack on smoked salmon and cheese.

i pity you both.

 

[pointless]

I like shortbread.

all good people do.

also, some assholes, but fuck them.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I want something to eat now. This is good for me.

 

[warrior queen]

i pity you both.

I pity me too.
Did you know it's possible to overdose on smoked salmon? Me neither.

 

[pointless]

I want something to eat now. This is good for me.

it was the assholes, wasn't it?

 

[sweepthefloor]

It was probably the 'fuck them' part. It doesn't matter why. I just want you to feed me.

 

[pointless]

alright. i got some sugar free butter scotch pudding you can have.

 

[sweepthefloor]

That doesn't sound good at all. Luckily, we don't eat with our ears.

 

[pointless]

i'll just have to wash you a spoon.

 

[pointless]

there might be some chocolate.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I love clean spoons + chocolate.

 

[pointless]

who doesn't? if you're really nice i'll dig out the baby spoon. that way you can feel like a giant.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am really nice.

 

[pointless]

we'll see.

 

[neci]

i'm just here to say hi to sweep.

hi sweep!

 

[pointless]

seriously?

 

[neci]

there are cookies sitting on the kitchen counter, but i don't feel like eating them.