I am dumb

[seXieleXie]

please ignore.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I would be better able to give you an answer if the question were in poll form.

And if you didn't trickerate me.

 

[seXieleXie]

shhhhhhh. i'm enter-happy.

 

[Guest]

So dumb I.

 

[Marxist]

please ignore.

You're just begging for attention.

 

[Private Vasquez]

What she really wants is a real human-hair weave.

 

[Marxist]

What she really wants is a real human-hair weave.

Are you still in the pubic hair restoration business?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Yes and no.

 

[Marxist]

Yes and no.

Well that clears everything up.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Benzoyl peroxide does too.

Actually, there's pubic involved, but I don't think restoration is the proper term.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Shhhhh.....

We are ignoring her. She wants us to.

 

[Marxist]

Actually, there's pubic involved, but I don't think restoration is the proper term.

You're the Commissioner of Pubic Works?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

you are not dumb

 

[IrishWolfhound]

You're the Commissioner of Pubic Works?

Or is she a Pubic enemy? A pubic nuisance, perhaps?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Yes, I have been granted the authority to carry out the Pubic tasks.

 

[Marxist]

That's her and her fellow Pubic Commissioners with their latest hair restoration attempt: Gallagher.

God, that's a lot of hair.

http://www.norpc.org/projects_programs/environment/compost_recycle/compost_reg_project/compost/images/shovels.jpg

 

[WhatsHerName]

please ignore.

Do you have proof?

 

[Private Vasquez]

You'll notice that my hair is just fine. We're a busy bunch of commissioners.

 

[Marxist]

You'll notice that my hair is just fine. We're a busy bunch of commissioners.

You look a little constipated. Or you're just struggling with the weight of the transplant.

 

[seXieleXie]

this is what i get for fumbling a thread to make fun of marxist.

goddamn karma

 

[Private Vasquez]

They made us eat tuna casserole for lunch and someone decided it would be a good idea to straighten my hair, against my better judgement. That can piss a girl off, you know.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

this is what i get for fumbling a thread to make fun of marxist.

goddamn karma

Who's karma? What threads has she posted on?

 

[Marxist]

this is what i get for fumbling a thread to make fun of marxist.

goddamn karma

Unless you start talking about the safety pins in my homemade seat cushion, I'M UNMAKEFUNABLE!!!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

You make your own seat cushions?

I can supply real human hair to fill 'em with. If you need something, that is.