I am confiscating this board!

[bluntforcemama]

Little people of Literotica! Hand over your erotic stories and best looking men!

 

[Angel]

You scare me.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I know, it's okay.

 

[Guest]

Ahh I have nothing to fear then.

 

[Jaded Eyes]

I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'll sacrifice myself to you !!

 

[Tabby432]

Get a grip.

 

[bluntforcemama]

First Literotica, THEN THE WORLD!!

 

[Guest]

They're pinky and the brain...
pinky and the brain....
one is a genious.... the other's insane...

 

[SimplySouthern]

First Literotica, THEN THE WORLD!!

Starting small and then moving up. That's true genius at work. I don't have any men to hand over, but I'll sacrifice myself and my time *sigh* checking out the ones you find...to make sure they meet those strict standards.

 

[Tabby432]

First Literotica, THEN THE WORLD!!

And blue called us apathetic.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Muhuhahahahahahahahahahaha


I want Berlin.

 

[Tabby432]

Fine. But you can't have Lit... I'm taking it.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Aw! I LOVE you guys!

 

[LordMagicMan]

I'll stay over here thanks.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Here I thought I was the only one around here trying to take over the world.

Now, where's that 50-FOOT ROBOTIC TRIPOD OF DESTRUCTION when I need it?

Have to work on some new toys...

 

[bluntforcemama]

Make me one, too!

 

[*bratcat*]

hmm..

 

[Isolde]

Soo...

If you are in charge than I can come to you and demand a playbook for the boards cause half the time I am lost and the other half I am confused.

And dont even think of putting me in charge of making one up cause that would be like the blind leading the blind.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Make me one, too!

Hmmmm... any special requests?

*Digs through his laboratory, tossing aside various widgets and miscellaneous crap*

 

[bluntforcemama]

I've got a request, a new chem lab!

Isolde.... come to MT! I'll make you!

 

[Isolde]

I've got a request, a new chem lab!

Isolde.... come to MT! I'll make you!

*laughs*

Mistress of Offers You Cant Refuse.

You'll take over the world yet, hon...

Question is...why would you want to? Not enough stress in your life?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Aha! Myst's nefarious plot involves chemical and/or biological warfare! Very nice... in a sadistic, evil sort of way!

Good luck!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Stress?!? Muhahahah! NEVER!

 

[Beebeeblue]

You forgot something dear. In your plot to take over the board, you're missing one BITCH!!


Yup, thats right, Im here and Im joining in.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I was beginning to wonder when you were going to show up. Late shift again?