I Am Chain Smoking

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

STOP!!!

Someone hide her lighter.

 

[SweetCherry]

Bad Lavy! Smoking's a nasty, bad habit. It's SO not healthy. You need a spanking!





How was that? I know, pathetic. I could send the kids in to try. They'll just tell you to think about something else, like pizza.

 

[lavender]

 

[Debbie]

PUT DOWN THE CIGARETTES AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!! Deep breathe and take a walk. Don't make me come over there.

 

[Ask For More]

Tis easy to stop
Smoke Dunhills. That shit is so damn strong, once you smoke one you can feel the lung cancer already.

Alternatively, chew some gum, and once a day say no when you feel like a cigarette. It's a really good way to slowly cut down, and get used to smoking less. First one less, then two less....

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

I spent three and a half hours at lavender’s and just hocked a nice brownish-yellow ball of phlegm. You know, I’m starting to think this smoking thing’s bad for people.

If you don’t mind half your stuff going in the trash, I’d be happy to come by your house at 10 and show you what a real mover is made of.

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

I'll bring the garbage bags - you bring the cocaine.

 

[sunstruck]

STOP!!!

Someone hide her lighter.

Won't work, she'll use the stove. I used to. lol

 

[Freya]

Won't work, she'll use the stove. I used to. lol

Or the toaster!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Call PC...apparently he has this kickass (hmm, my word of the evening?) trick for stopping smokers...I think it has to do with chain sex.

he really just threatens me with physical harm. I believe him.

;-)

 

[sunstruck]

he really just threatens me with physical harm. I believe him.

;-)

Is Kudzu smokeable? You may have a way to fight it.

 

[Cheyenne]

STOP!!!

Someone hide her lighter.

Okay, now my eyes are going.

I read that as "someone light her finger."


Hey, that might work, too.

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL sun, we were wondering the other day what would happen to the cattle population if we could train them to digest kudzu? Would it explode or would steaks just taste really funky?

 

[Marxist]

1-877-270-STOP

 

[sunstruck]

LOL sun, we were wondering the other day what would happen to the cattle population if we could train them to digest kudzu? Would it explode or would steaks just taste really funky?

hijack

I saw cows fucking today. On my way home from work there's this farm (barely qualifies, half a dozen bown and white cows and some sheep) and I always look at the cows. Today as I'm driving by one mounted the other. I thought hey, I've never seen cows fuck, so I pulled over for a sec. It didn't look like much fun. lmao

/hijack

 

[Guest]

lavy!!

i wish i could help you quit, but i was caught smoking by my dad at 14, and it was not a good deal, i had just opened a new pack before going home from the movies on saturday night, he found them in my jean jacket on sunday morning while doing the wash, so sunday afternoon he asked if i would like to smoke some, of course i said no , but then he said yes we are going to, so he made me smoke the rest of the pack and then a nasty cigar one after another , needles to say i got sicker than hell!! since then i have not had a cig probably the best thing he ever done for me , i do wish you lots of luck if you are trying to quit!!!

 

[Tyrael]

Maybe miss lavender should try enrolling herself in Quitters, Inc.

I hear they have ......ways to get you to kick the habit.

Heh.

 

[TN_Vixen]

With the kind of days I've been having, watching cows fuck would be on my "best thing that happened to me today" thread. heh

But, y'know, I bet you're lying. I bet you watched the whole thing. Was there cow grunting going on? "Moo, Moo! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Mo Mo Mo, Mooooooooooo"

 

[Rambrat]

I'm going to bore you ad infinitum tonight - but I'm going to hold myself to these checklists. Beginning at 8 I have one hour to do the following:

Finish cleaning out every drawer of all 3 desks.
Packing all my books on my bookshelf
Packing all of my desk items
Folding the remainder of the towels
One load of laundry

In an hour I'll take a break and put up another checklist.

Yes, I'm a headcase right now. I can't help it.

At least you're down to load of laundry.
no more smoking...

 

[Sillyman]

Well, I can't stop peeing. Life's just a bit like that Puffster.

 

[sunstruck]

With the kind of days I've been having, watching cows fuck would be on my "best thing that happened to me today" thread. heh

But, y'know, I bet you're lying. I bet you watched the whole thing. Was there cow grunting going on? "Moo, Moo! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Mo Mo Mo, Mooooooooooo"

LMAO I was there for a good ten minutes. I was waiting for the bottom cow to show some sign of happiness, but mostly she was trying not to tip over. Not one moooooo.

Then I realised if anyone who knew me drove by they would know I was actually parked on the side of the road watching cows fuck and I put it in gear. lmao