I AM Canadian!!
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I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Toronto, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it about, not aboot.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing. Diversity, not assimilation. And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America..
My name is younggun an I am Canadian....
What part of Canada you from Bratcat??
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Toronto, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it about, not aboot.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing. Diversity, not assimilation. And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America..
My name is younggun an I am Canadian....
What part of Canada you from Bratcat??
YoungGun69
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I want to be a CEO or at least VP, I want to live in a mansion, drink champagne and own a BMW.
I wouldn't want to know Jimmy, Suzie or Sally from Canada, unless of course they're willing to work for minimum wage as computer programmers. I have a prime minister but I dont like him at all. I speak English and broken French, which doesn't make me all that different from Americans who speak English and broken Spanish. And I hardly ever say "eh".
I could proudly fly my country's flag, but like everyone else I don't. I believe in doing business with dictatorships, not peacekeeping; diversity, not assimilation, unless of course we can preach one and do the other. And that the beaver is an idiotic mascot that most of us have never seen but would be willing to wear. A toque is a hat, also worn in cold U.S. cities, and a couch is a couch is an IKEA.
And it's spelled Centre. OK. Not Center. Centre, because we like to think we're still under British rule. Canada is the second-largest mostly-unoccupied land mass, the first nation to lose hockey and the coldest part of North America.
My name is younggun and i am Canadian.....Now lets FUCK!!!!!!!
nasty said:
I want to be a CEO or at least VP, I want to live in a mansion, drink champagne and own a BMW.
I wouldn't want to know Jimmy, Suzie or Sally from Canada, unless of course they're willing to work for minimum wage as computer programmers. I have a prime minister but I dont like him at all. I speak English and broken French, which doesn't make me all that different from Americans who speak English and broken Spanish. And I hardly ever say "eh".
I could proudly fly my country's flag, but like everyone else I don't. I believe in doing business with dictatorships, not peacekeeping; diversity, not assimilation, unless of course we can preach one and do the other. And that the beaver is an idiotic mascot that most of us have never seen but would be willing to wear. A toque is a hat, also worn in cold U.S. cities, and a couch is a couch is an IKEA.
And it's spelled Centre. OK. Not Center. Centre, because we like to think we're still under British rule. Canada is the second-largest mostly-unoccupied land mass, the first nation to lose hockey and the coldest part of North America.
My name is younggun and i am Canadian.....Now lets FUCK!!!!!!!
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The Great White North
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
<hugs bratcat>
ahhhhh yes our lovely and talented Sarah -
You come out at night
that's when the energy comes
and the dark side's light
and the vampires roam
you strut your rasta wear
and your suicide poem
and a cross from a faith
that died before Jesus came
you're building a mystery
You live in a church
where you sleep with voodoo dolls
and you won't give up the search
for the ghosts in the halls
you wear sandals in the snow
and a smile that won't wash away
can you look out the window
without your shadow getting in the way
oh you're so beautiful
with an edge and a charm
but so careful
when I'm in your arms
'Cause you're working
building a mystery
holding on and holding it in
yeah you're working
building a mystery
and choosing so carefully
You woke up screaming aloud
a prayer from your secret god
you feed off our fears
and hold back your tears
Give us a tantrum
and a know it all grin
just when we need one
when the evening's thin
Oh you're a beautiful
a beautiful fucked up man
you're setting up your
razor wire shrine
~Sarah McLaughlin~
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beavertails rule
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
<hugs bratcat>
ahhhhh yes our lovely and talented Sarah -
You come out at night
that's when the energy comes
and the dark side's light
and the vampires roam
you strut your rasta wear
and your suicide poem
and a cross from a faith
that died before Jesus came
you're building a mystery
You live in a church
where you sleep with voodoo dolls
and you won't give up the search
for the ghosts in the halls
you wear sandals in the snow
and a smile that won't wash away
can you look out the window
without your shadow getting in the way
oh you're so beautiful
with an edge and a charm
but so careful
when I'm in your arms
'Cause you're working
building a mystery
holding on and holding it in
yeah you're working
building a mystery
and choosing so carefully
You woke up screaming aloud
a prayer from your secret god
you feed off our fears
and hold back your tears
Give us a tantrum
and a know it all grin
just when we need one
when the evening's thin
Oh you're a beautiful
a beautiful fucked up man
you're setting up your
razor wire shrine
~Sarah McLaughlin~
___________________
beavertails rule
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april-wine
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waving to my fellow canadians eh!!!!
YoungGun69
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toronto here...
what about the rest pf you???
what about the rest pf you???
nasty
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My favorite song is that one about the obsessed fan who committed suicide after he was refused Sarah. "Possession." Now, it's not about Lila and I. I'm NOT obsessed "Angel,""Adia,"and, "I Will Remember You" are also REALLY good. I remember when I 1st listened to "Mirrorball." When "Beautiful fucked up man" came on, my Mom was shocked. I COMPLETELY forgot about that.
Calamity Jane
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Yes. Jim Carrey. To all his fans, I apologize, but BLECH!
Other than that, I love Canada, or what part of it I've actually seen, which isn't a hell of a lot.
Do y'all know Bill from Toronto?
nasty said:
Yes. Jim Carrey. To all his fans, I apologize, but BLECH!
Other than that, I love Canada, or what part of it I've actually seen, which isn't a hell of a lot.
Do y'all know Bill from Toronto?
YoungGun69
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Yeah i do.
He works as a courier and also works saturdays at my dads sports bar.
pagancowgirl said:
Do y'all know Bill from Toronto?
Yeah i do.
He works as a courier and also works saturdays at my dads sports bar.
Calamity Jane
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In what is, perhaps, a blazing display of ignorance, PaganCowgirl asks; who is Tom Green?
Mensa said:
Aren't you forgetting Tom Green?
In what is, perhaps, a blazing display of ignorance, PaganCowgirl asks; who is Tom Green?
Mensa
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If you don't know, then count yourself lucky! He's a "comedian" married to Drew Barrymore and has appeared in such august cinematic creations as "Road Trip" and "Freddie Got Fingered"
Take my advice as a warning, don't try to find out who he is, you'll regret it!
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If you don't know, then count yourself lucky! He's a "comedian" married to Drew Barrymore and has appeared in such august cinematic creations as "Road Trip" and "Freddie Got Fingered"
Take my advice as a warning, don't try to find out who he is, you'll regret it!
april-wine
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have to agree with mensa here.........some things better left to the never world lol
Mensa said:
have to agree with mensa here.........some things better left to the never world lol
The idtiot who was on MTV or Comedy Central and does stupid humor by annoying the piss out of people. He also is the one who tried to eat a rat in Road Trip. If you don't know who he is, consider yourself blessed.
Ok, this is/was a pet-peeve of mine when I was backpacking earlier this year. ANYONE can sew their damn flag on on their sack, but Canadians seem to do it with the most frequency (those from the antipodeans ran a distant second). I asked the question, "Why?" many times of many Canadians, and recieved mostly the following response, "Because I'm not an American, and I don't want to be mistaken for one!" While standing outside the Uffizzi and getting that response, I just had to ask, "Is there something fundamentally wrong with me because I was born an American?" No response from either of the girls from Vancouver. Now, besides many Americans truly being like Chevy Chase in National Lamppon's European Vacation, are we truly that bad?
Ok, this is/was a pet-peeve of mine when I was backpacking earlier this year. ANYONE can sew their damn flag on on their sack, but Canadians seem to do it with the most frequency (those from the antipodeans ran a distant second). I asked the question, "Why?" many times of many Canadians, and recieved mostly the following response, "Because I'm not an American, and I don't want to be mistaken for one!" While standing outside the Uffizzi and getting that response, I just had to ask, "Is there something fundamentally wrong with me because I was born an American?" No response from either of the girls from Vancouver. Now, besides many Americans truly being like Chevy Chase in National Lamppon's European Vacation, are we truly that bad?
Calamity Jane
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Oh GAWD i think i know who you mean... ok, so there are TWO bad things about Canada. Any other reasons not to visit?
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Oh GAWD i think i know who you mean... ok, so there are TWO bad things about Canada. Any other reasons not to visit?
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Uhmmm!! you might want to review this entire thread, then seriously ask yourself "Do I really want to associate with these people?"
Unfortunately Jim Carrey and Tom Green are not atypical Canadians, there's plenty more like 'em at home!
pagancowgirl said:
Uhmmm!! you might want to review this entire thread, then seriously ask yourself "Do I really want to associate with these people?"
Unfortunately Jim Carrey and Tom Green are not atypical Canadians, there's plenty more like 'em at home!
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Actually, I know quite a few Canadians (like Bill, from Toronto
)... and they're all insane, but they entertain the hell out of me, and they're never afraid to go kayaking with me...
Mensa said:
Uhmmm!! you might want to review this entire thread, then seriously ask yourself "Do I really want to associate with these people?"
Unfortunately Jim Carrey and Tom Green are not atypical Canadians, there's plenty more like 'em at home!
Actually, I know quite a few Canadians (like Bill, from Toronto
)... and they're all insane, but they entertain the hell out of me, and they're never afraid to go kayaking with me...I AM
I know this place is where I am.
No other place is better than.
No matter where I go I am
Proud to be Canadian.
I am. You know I am.
I am Canadian.
I love this country where I am.
This land is where I make my stand.
No other heart is truer than
The one we call Canadian.
I am. You know I am.
I am Canadian.
Can I get an AMEN?
Peace Everyone,
H
I know this place is where I am.
No other place is better than.
No matter where I go I am
Proud to be Canadian.
I am. You know I am.
I am Canadian.
I love this country where I am.
This land is where I make my stand.
No other heart is truer than
The one we call Canadian.
I am. You know I am.
I am Canadian.
Can I get an AMEN?
Peace Everyone,
H
nasty
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Tom Green doesn't do much for me. Saw "Road Trip." YUCK!!!!!!! He is funny in his interviews. I guess I have to be in a mood. As for Jim Carrey, he's HYSTERICAL!!!!!! "Liar!Liar!,""Dumb & Dumber." OMG!!!!!! FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!! He also stole the show away from Tommy Lee Jones in "Batman Forever." Wasn't really into, "Me, Myself, and Irene," though.
