I am bored entertain me.

[Azwed]

I am working on a paper and I just have no motivation someone entertain me please.

 

[CoolCucumber]

Entertain you? Like a clown? LOL
CoolCucumber

 

[Azwed]

Yes a court jester might be nice.

 

[freakygirl]

*strips naked*

oh wait.. you said entertain

not scare you


sorry

 

[Guest]

Security breach at Los Pantalones

 

[Siren]

Let me entertain you, let me make you smile.......

 

[Azwed]

Nope was it before my time???

 

[Azwed]

Re: Security breach at Los Pantalones

Twenty Ways To Tell Someone ... Their Fly Is Unzipped!

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck,Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

and The Number One Way to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped is:

1. Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis

those are good.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Security breach at Los Pantalones

 

[Siren]

See you arent so bored now are ya?

 

[Azwed]

Alternate grooming standards for special forces.

Can't have me looking all military like now can we.



Just kidding I have been contemplating going into the marines after college but I have not made a final decsion yet.

I need to see how my grad school prospects are first and right now they look very crappy

National Security and Military affairs are just kind of my speciality thats all. Lots of people have thought I was in the military.

 

[Siren]

I do like the hair I must say

 

[Azwed]

Bah it is late and I am in rhetorical tradition mode.

Who is Vinny?

 

[Siren]

Vinny is a military poster on Literotica

 

[Azwed]

Re: Vinny is a military poster on Literotica

Still bored?

Not so much about done with my stupid paper.

I suck at remembering all the new names. I knew we had a few new military poster people but was just not making the connection.

So you like my hair?

 

[SEXXYNESS]

Azwed

You're such a cutie pie.

 

[Siren]

Yea I like your hair

 

[Azwed]

Azwed

You're such a cutie pie.

Now is this Never or Lavy????? hehe

 

[Laurel]

Azwed is a cutie.

I'm bored as hell. I wish I could help entertain, but she who is bored is boring.

 

[Azwed]

Well its official then everyone who has seen my new long hair likes it except my ex. Guess that goes a long way to explaining why she is the ex.

 

[SEXXYNESS]

It's lavy.

 

[Siren]

Hey Laurel been eating chinese take out again?

 

[Laurel]

Re: Hey Laurel been eating chinese take out again?

Another fortune cookie that hit you where ya live eh?

Yes ma'am.

 

[Siren]

So how was the kung pow chicken?

 

[Laurel]

Re: So how was the kung pow chicken?

and did ya eat all those Krispy Kremers?

Just one choco-covered creme-filled baby. Can't bring myself to eat it.