I Am American (Parody)

[Jeff726]

(walks up to the mic.....tap tap tap)

-I don't shoot anyone at a school.

-I don't beat up women.

-I don't know Maurice (RIP), Henri, Patrick, Luc, or Wayne, but I am sure they're nice people.

-I say 'favorite', not 'favourite'.

-I prefer Budweiser, not Molson. (I don't drink actually. Parody remember? lol)

-Kurt Angle is my Olympic Hero, not that coke freak Ben Johnson.

-Vancouver Grizzlies or Los Angeles Lakers? I rest my case.

As you can see, I am both bored and unable to sleep. If taken with a light heart, you might find this somewhat amusing.


-Jeff
I love Canadians, it's true it's true.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Jazzy Jeff, eh?

my heart is always light darlin' and it is very amusing LMAO ...

oh yea that Ben Johnson .. what an embarrassment yikes ... now you would bring him up on our day of celebration ..

take off, eh?

 

[ShyGoddess]

(I love Canada, I can drink there at 19. That's why I love living in Michigan, only an hour away from Windsor.)

Hey Jeff,

You forgot one.

-I don't say eh.

CANADA RULES! (Remember in Billy Madison, O'Doyal Rules?)

Nevermind, I'm a little loopy right now.

 

[April]

Tom Green. Now that is an embarrasment to whichever country that spawned him!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Amen, April!

I'm not even sure what it is about Tom Green that I don't like, its just that whenever I see him I find him so obnoxious. I was beginning to think I was the only one.

 

[Wizard]

Tom Green is very annoying and dam stuiped but the fucken asshole is growing on me now after several years, I find sometimes I can't help but to laugh because the shit he will do is just soooo dumb.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Tom foolery

Tom Green? yea well I used to see him around before he went down south and became famous and all .. yea he can be kind of annoying .. but hey Drew Barrymore sees something in him right?

 

[Beebeeblue]

WELLLLLLLL....

nah...I wont do it...Yeeeeaaaaah...Yes I will...*god, where is that evil voice coming from?*

Yes Jeff, you are a parody.

 

[April]

Drew Barrymore is fucking annoying, too! Maybe they're made for each other.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Drew? I think she is so cool .. did you see when she flashed David Letterman .. .. actually between us if you ask me .. Tom drags her down .. she could do wayyyyyyyyyy better .. you must agree with that April!?

 

[Jeff726]

I happen to like Tom myself. Granted my sense of humor is pretty weirded out as it is, but Tom was actually a breath of fresh air to me. Thanks Canada we love ya!